You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado...not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence.
If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.
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Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
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A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like ... sixteen walls.
I hate offended people. They come in two flavours - huffy and whiny - and it's hard to know which is worst. The huffy ones are self-important, narcissistic authoritarians in love with the sound of their own booming disapproval, while the whiny, sparrowlike ones are so annoying and sickly and ill-equipped for life on Earth you just want to smack them round the head until they stop crying and grow up. - Charlie Brooker
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"I know right? You're probably thinking, 'Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?' I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'Polverine.'"
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
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Originally posted by SIGWALLY: Quotes seem hilarious! O.K. I give up. What is this from?
It is from one of my favorite movies... "Deadpool". See it immediately. Make it a double-feature and get "Deadpool 2" while you're at it. But don't waste your time with "Once upon a Deadpool".
Blind Al "Upside of being blind, I've never seen you in Crocks". Deadpool: "You mean my big rubber masturbating shoes?" Blind Al: "Downside of being blind, I HEAR everything.
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Blind Al : Sweetheart, can you speak up? It's a little hard to hear you with that pity-dick in your mouth.
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