SIGforum
I didn’t know sleep.

This topic can be found at:
https://sigforum.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/720601935/m/6240039074

June 04, 2020, 08:44 PM
jljones
I didn’t know sleep.
It was pretty much 24 hour ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn.



www.opspectraining.com

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"



June 05, 2020, 06:56 AM
Jimbo Jones
Now, how can I help you, besides luring children into a panel van?


---------------------------------------
It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
June 05, 2020, 08:55 AM
Snake207
Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?


__________________________
www.opspectraining.com
"It pays to be a winner."
June 05, 2020, 09:04 AM
Ryanp225
You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado...not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence.
June 05, 2020, 09:37 AM
HRK
If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.
June 05, 2020, 09:42 AM
benny6
Did you ever see 127 hours? Spoiler alert!


Owner, TonyBen, LLC, Type-07 FFL
www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction).
e-mail: tonyben@tonybenm14.com
June 05, 2020, 10:30 AM
Jimbo Jones
I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit.


---------------------------------------
It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
June 05, 2020, 12:54 PM
jljones
Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf.



www.opspectraining.com

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"



June 05, 2020, 01:32 PM
Ryanp225
Rich Corinthian leather...
June 05, 2020, 02:17 PM
Snake207
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.


__________________________
www.opspectraining.com
"It pays to be a winner."
June 11, 2020, 02:16 PM
rsbolo
I bet it's going to feel huge in this tiny hand.


____________________________
Yes, Para does appreciate humor.
June 11, 2020, 02:42 PM
HRK
You look familiar, did I spin you like a beanie propeller and leave you in a motel room in Dubuque?”
June 11, 2020, 03:00 PM
Loswsmith
Please don't make the suit green! OR ANIMATED!!


___________________________________________
Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors

Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.

Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
June 13, 2020, 08:44 PM
Infidel
A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like ... sixteen walls.



I hate offended people. They come in two flavours - huffy and whiny - and it's hard to know which is worst. The huffy ones are self-important, narcissistic authoritarians in love with the sound of their own booming disapproval, while the whiny, sparrowlike ones are so annoying and sickly and ill-equipped for life on Earth you just want to smack them round the head until they stop crying and grow up.
- Charlie Brooker
June 13, 2020, 10:22 PM
Orguss
"I know right? You're probably thinking, 'Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?' I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'Polverine.'"


"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
June 13, 2020, 11:03 PM
jljones
Have you seen this man?



www.opspectraining.com

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"



June 15, 2020, 10:51 AM
SIGWALLY
Quotes seem hilarious! O.K. I give up. What is this from?
June 15, 2020, 11:24 AM
Twist
Bun...Who?


___________________________
Not giving a damn since...whenever...
June 15, 2020, 03:21 PM
Rolan_Kraps
quote:
Originally posted by SIGWALLY:
Quotes seem hilarious! O.K. I give up. What is this from?


It is from one of my favorite movies... "Deadpool". See it immediately. Make it a double-feature and get "Deadpool 2" while you're at it. But don't waste your time with "Once upon a Deadpool".

Blind Al "Upside of being blind, I've never seen you in Crocks".
Deadpool: "You mean my big rubber masturbating shoes?"
Blind Al: "Downside of being blind, I HEAR everything.

**********************************

Blind Al : Sweetheart, can you speak up? It's a little hard to hear you with that pity-dick in your mouth.



Rolan Kraps
SASS Regulator
Gainesville, Georgia.
NRA Range Safety Officer
NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home
June 15, 2020, 03:33 PM
SIGWALLY
THANKS Rolan! Big Grin