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It was pretty much 24 hour ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn. | ||
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Now, how can I help you, besides luring children into a panel van? --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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War Damn Eagle! |
Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in? | |||
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Still finding my way |
You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado...not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence. | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request. | |||
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Yeah, that M14 video guy... |
Did you ever see 127 hours? Spoiler alert! Owner, TonyBen, LLC, Type-07 FFL www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction). e-mail: tonyben@tonybenm14.com | |||
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I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit. --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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| Sigforum K9 handler |
Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf. | |||
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| Still finding my way |
Rich Corinthian leather... | |||
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| War Damn Eagle! |
Dead or alive, you're coming with me. | |||
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chickenshit |
I bet it's going to feel huge in this tiny hand. ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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| Thank you Very little |
You look familiar, did I spin you like a beanie propeller and leave you in a motel room in Dubuque?” | |||
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Mistake Not... |
Please don't make the suit green! OR ANIMATED!! ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like ... sixteen walls. I hate offended people. They come in two flavours - huffy and whiny - and it's hard to know which is worst. The huffy ones are self-important, narcissistic authoritarians in love with the sound of their own booming disapproval, while the whiny, sparrowlike ones are so annoying and sickly and ill-equipped for life on Earth you just want to smack them round the head until they stop crying and grow up. - Charlie Brooker | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
"I know right? You're probably thinking, 'Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?' I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'Polverine.'" "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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| Sigforum K9 handler |
Have you seen this man? | |||
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NOT compromised! |
Quotes seem hilarious! O.K. I give up. What is this from? | |||
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Bun...Who? ___________________________ Not giving a damn since...whenever... | |||
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| I'm not laughing WITH you  |
It is from one of my favorite movies... "Deadpool". See it immediately. Make it a double-feature and get "Deadpool 2" while you're at it. But don't waste your time with "Once upon a Deadpool". Blind Al "Upside of being blind, I've never seen you in Crocks". Deadpool: "You mean my big rubber masturbating shoes?" Blind Al: "Downside of being blind, I HEAR everything. ********************************** Blind Al : Sweetheart, can you speak up? It's a little hard to hear you with that pity-dick in your mouth. Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | |||
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| NOT compromised! |
THANKS Rolan!  | |||
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