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Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. “I'm fat because every time I do your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie”. Is committed to helping increasing carbon emissions. | |||
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Don't go rafting with your dad. The will be sleestacks in your future. Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin | |||
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I learned how to waterski over a shark. | |||
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Getting shot in the arm in westerns is always just a scratch. | |||
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And a main character will suffer at least one of the two big temporaries: blindness and/or amnesia. | |||
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But if you broke a wooden chair across the same guy's back he'd still be in the fight. | |||
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A saloon table tipped on its side will stop a bullet. "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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Crooks are dumb. Police are smart. | |||
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The bridge is always out. Pack a lot of clothes for a three hour tour. You have 23 minutes to behave on the highways of California.
Perfectly described the stupidity that is The Fast and the Furious, but those guys also drove around with 4 pounds of C4 in every back seat. | |||
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Polyester leisure suits with floral print shirts makes you look inconspicuous. Or hip, depending on the situation. | |||
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The technology has improved, but not the stupidity.  | |||
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Sliding across a hood of a car was required to be a cop. It wasn’t nice to fool Mother Nature. Donut bakers are tired. “Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.” ― John Adams "Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows, or raining down on Charlie." - Principal Skinner. | |||
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If you're the pretty girlfriend of a main character you will probably be kidnapped or killed. The main character will be hospitalized in a coma while everyone has flashbacks about him. | |||
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And screw inside the barrel. Cars blow up when you shoot 'em (pretty much anywhere). They also blow up when they go through guardrails and over cliffs. | |||
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If you are the main character and are blown up, beat up, shot up or stabbed, you will be good to go by next week. | |||
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There is a town in every state somewhere with a secret and they have to get rid of the outsiders. Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris | |||
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Nor did Bonnie Franklin. I'm sure that mom wondered why I liked watching those shows and then retiring to my bedroom.  ________________________________________________________ It is long past time for a Convention of States. The Founding Fathers gave us this tool to fix an out of control government and we need to use it. | |||
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After an exhausting run, you can hit a man in a moving boat from 50 yds away with a j-frame. Twice. | |||
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To kidnap a woman, all a guy has to do is use one hand to grab her on the upper arm and walk away with her to a waiting car. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Don't worry about losing your hubcaps; they magically snap back on a few blocks later down the street. | |||
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