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Things we learned from 1970's TV.....
August 03, 2026, 10:08 PM
heydrichThings we learned from 1970's TV.....
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
“I'm fat because every time I do your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie”.
Is committed to helping increasing carbon emissions.
August 04, 2026, 05:42 AM
Captain MorganDon't go rafting with your dad. The will be sleestacks in your future.
Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin August 04, 2026, 05:49 AM
trapper189I learned how to waterski over a shark.
August 04, 2026, 09:16 AM
downeastnc1Getting shot in the arm in westerns is always just a scratch.
August 04, 2026, 10:18 AM
M'headSigquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
In all drama TV series that lasted for more than one season, there will be at least one episode where some or all of the main characters are held hostage.
And a main character will suffer at least one of the two big temporaries: blindness and/or amnesia.
August 04, 2026, 10:29 AM
mark60quote:
Originally posted by bigwagon:
quote:
Originally posted by M'headSig:
Being knocked unconscious by a blow to the skull is no biggie.
You could punch a guy in the face and he'd be down for the count for the rest of the episode.
But if you broke a wooden chair across the same guy's back he'd still be in the fight.
August 04, 2026, 10:35 AM
WaterburyBobA saloon table tipped on its side will stop a bullet.
"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
August 04, 2026, 03:27 PM
kkinaCrooks are dumb. Police are smart.
August 04, 2026, 03:53 PM
.38supersigThe bridge is always out.
Pack a lot of clothes for a three hour tour.
You have 23 minutes to behave on the highways of California.
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
Hitting the gas tank with a single round will cause it to explode with the force of 8 pounds of dynamite.
Hitting the car anywhere else will cause it to launch 20 feet in the air. It will always land on its roof.
Perfectly described the stupidity that is
The Fast and the Furious, but those guys also drove around with 4 pounds of C4 in every back seat.
August 04, 2026, 04:45 PM
rat2306Polyester leisure suits with floral print shirts makes you look inconspicuous. Or hip, depending on the situation.
August 04, 2026, 05:11 PM
kkinaquote:
Originally posted by .38supersig:
The bridge is always out.
Pack a lot of clothes for a three hour tour.
You have 23 minutes to behave on the highways of California.
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
Hitting the gas tank with a single round will cause it to explode with the force of 8 pounds of dynamite.
Hitting the car anywhere else will cause it to launch 20 feet in the air. It will always land on its roof.
Perfectly described the stupidity that is
The Fast and the Furious, but those guys also drove around with 4 pounds of C4 in every back seat.
The technology has improved, but not the stupidity.
August 04, 2026, 07:29 PM
BelwolfSliding across a hood of a car was required to be a cop.
It wasn’t nice to fool Mother Nature.
Donut bakers are tired.
“Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.”
― John Adams
"Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows, or raining down on Charlie."
- Principal Skinner.
August 04, 2026, 08:35 PM
HGWTJWHIf you're the pretty girlfriend of a main character you will probably be kidnapped or killed.
The main character will be hospitalized in a coma while everyone has flashbacks about him.
August 04, 2026, 09:20 PM
casquote:
Originally posted by Glynn863:
Silencers are whisper-quiet.
And screw
inside the barrel.
Cars blow up when you shoot 'em (pretty much anywhere).
They also blow up when they go through guardrails and over cliffs.
August 05, 2026, 09:40 AM
sig operatorIf you are the main character and are blown up, beat up, shot up or stabbed, you will be good to go by next week.
August 05, 2026, 10:54 AM
cslingerThere is a town in every state somewhere with a secret and they have to get rid of the outsiders.
Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
August 05, 2026, 11:27 AM
Gustoferquote:
Originally posted by Blue Dog:
Chrissy Snow from threes company did not wear a bra
Nor did Bonnie Franklin.
I'm sure that mom wondered why I liked watching those shows and then retiring to my bedroom.
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It is long past time for a Convention of States. The Founding Fathers gave us this tool to fix an out of control government and we need to use it.
August 05, 2026, 01:30 PM
MRBTXAfter an exhausting run, you can hit a man in a moving boat from 50 yds away with a j-frame. Twice.
August 05, 2026, 01:53 PM
oddballTo kidnap a woman, all a guy has to do is use one hand to grab her on the upper arm and walk away with her to a waiting car.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
August 05, 2026, 04:27 PM
rat2306Don't worry about losing your hubcaps; they magically snap back on a few blocks later down the street.