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...a real woman could stop you from drinking.



-It'd have to be a real big woman.
 
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Only if you get caught between the moon and New York City.



ACCU-STRUT FOR MINI-14
"Pen & Sword as one."
 
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Let's put it this way, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.


Niech Zyje P-220

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Shall I wash your dick for you, you little shit?


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
 
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Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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Another beauty!


Because son, it is what you are supposed to do.
 
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Have you ever been on a yacht?

No, is it wonderful?

It doesn't suck.






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
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"Oh, AHAHHAHAHAHHHH!"

"What's so funny now?"

"Sometimes I just think funny things."
 
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"Will you take my hand?"

Arthur " That will leave you with one!"
 
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You've probably never run out of ice your whole life.
 
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