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You know, Arthur...

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May 25, 2025, 03:07 PM
83v45magna
You know, Arthur...
...a real woman could stop you from drinking.



-It'd have to be a real big woman.
May 25, 2025, 05:44 PM
kkina
Only if you get caught between the moon and New York City.


ACCU-STRUT FOR MINI-14
"Pen & Sword as one."
May 25, 2025, 06:03 PM
P-220
Let's put it this way, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.


Niech Zyje P-220

Steve
May 25, 2025, 10:30 PM
mr kablammo
Shall I wash your dick for you, you little shit?


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
May 26, 2025, 12:38 AM
YooperSigs
Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
May 26, 2025, 08:18 AM
whododat
Another beauty!


Because son, it is what you are supposed to do.
May 26, 2025, 10:46 PM
911Boss
Have you ever been on a yacht?

No, is it wonderful?

It doesn't suck.





What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???

May 27, 2025, 04:14 AM
LastCubScout
"Oh, AHAHHAHAHAHHHH!"

"What's so funny now?"

"Sometimes I just think funny things."
May 29, 2025, 03:25 PM
Suppressed
"Will you take my hand?"

Arthur " That will leave you with one!"
May 29, 2025, 09:04 PM
G-Man
You've probably never run out of ice your whole life.