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He usually eats these God damn things… What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | ||
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Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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Bend over and I'll show you! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Oh not recently Clark. He read they were high in Cholesterol. ________________ People hate you. Train like it. | |||
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“Can’t see the line, can you Russ?” Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris | |||
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Shitter was full! “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” | |||
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I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-Kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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It’s a beaut, Clark, it’s a beaut! | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain.  |
Clark: "You mean to tell me in 9 years he hasnt been able to find a job?" Ellen: "He's been holding out for a managerial position" NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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I think this may be my favorite lines from the whole movie: Eddie: Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin' down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic. Clark: You really think it matters, Eddie? | |||
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