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Where’s Eddie?

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November 27, 2025, 07:09 PM
911Boss
Where’s Eddie?
He usually eats these God damn things…






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


November 27, 2025, 08:29 PM
CQB60
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?


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November 28, 2025, 12:10 AM
YooperSigs
Bend over and I'll show you!


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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
November 28, 2025, 08:48 PM
jljones
quote:
Originally posted by 911Boss:
He usually eats these God damn things…


Oh not recently Clark. He read they were high in Cholesterol.


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November 28, 2025, 11:12 PM
cslinger
“Can’t see the line, can you Russ?”


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Chris
November 29, 2025, 03:04 PM
Lt CHEG
Shitter was full!




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November 29, 2025, 03:11 PM
Patriot
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-Kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed
sack of monkey shit he is!
Hallelujah! Holy shit!
Where's the Tylenol?


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November 30, 2025, 12:35 AM
Puckpilot78
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.



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November 30, 2025, 08:05 AM
p226gsd
It’s a beaut, Clark, it’s a beaut!
November 30, 2025, 08:33 AM
MikeGLI
Clark: "You mean to tell me in 9 years he hasnt been able to find a job?"

Ellen: "He's been holding out for a managerial position"




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Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
December 01, 2025, 10:47 AM
PASig
I think this may be my favorite lines from the whole movie:


Eddie: Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin' down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

Clark: You really think it matters, Eddie?