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So let it be written, so let it be done... |
Scorpions - "Cat lips, cat lips and dog chew".... 'veritas non verba magistri' | |||
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My five year old daughter singing along from the back seat: "Mas Taquitos!" | |||
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At Jacob's Well |
Genesis - "She seems to have an invisible talk show" J Rak Chazak Amats | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
Well we act out It’s in stages Is what I heard when the lines are: “With the lights out It’s less dangerous”… “A mulato, an albino A mosquito, my libido” All from the chorus of “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” I can’t say I ever really “misheard” those last two lines, I just didn’t know what the fuq he was saying. And I forget just why I taste Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile I found it hard, it's hard to find Oh well, whatever, never mind ETA: I should’ve added the fade-out Uh den nye-oh, uh den nye-oh… Turned out to be actual lyrics. “A denial, a denial, a denial…This message has been edited. Last edited by: TMats, _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
In high school, I misheard: "...don't ever leave, your pizza burnin'" instead of- "...I'll never be your beast of burden" from The Stones Beast of Burden. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Lost |
Here's a more official one: Iron Butterfly's In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is a mis-heard dictation of the song's actual original lyric, "In the Garden of Eden". | |||
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Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon |
Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another mother in the night Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Shoulda Coulda Oughta Woulda |
Soup and salad bar By INXS Big old Jed had a light on Steve Miller Band | |||
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Now and Zen |
When I were a lad, I couldn't figure out why someone would write a letter to a lion, because I was sure that Elvis was saying "Return to Simba". ___________________________________________________________________________ "....imitate the action of the Tiger." | |||
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Huey Lewis and the News - I want a New Truck. | |||
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Savor the limelight |
I’m back I’m back in the salad again | |||
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Get my pies outta the oven! |
Did you ever hear the Weird Al Yankovic story about that song?
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Staring back from the abyss |
Rocket man...burning out his shoes in Avalon. Never made any sense. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
PASig, I had never heard the Weird Al take on the song before. That was pretty fun. The back story was good too, obviously, I was far from the only one who couldn’t understand Cobain. Thanks _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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I Deal In Lead |
I had too much to drink last night: I had too much to dream last night~Electric Prunes. | |||
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His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
I am the ape man I am the ape man I am the walrus I thought this for the longest time, but it's actually "egg man."This message has been edited. Last edited by: egregore, | |||
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Speling Champ |
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel. Four ugly children who crapped in the field… I misheard that one for years lol | |||
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Shit don't mean shit |
My nephew singing Aerosmith...Do it like a lady. | |||
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Secret...Asian Man! Jim | |||
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Lead slingin' Parrot Head |
A few years back I learned there was an actual term for it. Definition and Examples of Mondegreens Excerpt from the article (there are some funny examples of mondegreens in the article):
From the Eagles, for years and years I heard; "Life in the Vaseline, surely make you lose your mind." I just figured they were singing about some kinky stuff.
I always heard: "She's got electric boobs, her ma does too, you know I read it in a magazine..." | |||
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