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Come to the cash bar, come to the cash bar ____________________ | ||
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There's a bathroom on the right. 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy. | |||
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When I was a little kid I remember standing in church and singing: “It’s Spinach, It’s Spinach! Jesus paid it all, at Calvary, at Calvary!” I just assumed there was a Popeye connection or something, like maybe Jesus pounded a can of spinach on the way out of the tomb and he went Popeye on all the Romans. It wasn’t until later that I learned it was actually: It’s Finished, It’s Finished! Jesus paid it all, at Calvary, at Calvary!” ![]() | |||
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From the hard rockers down under, "Dirty deeds, done with sheep." ![]() | |||
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When I was little, I thought it was weird that they would sing a hymn about women getting laundry from the clothesline. Later I found out it was 'Bringing in the sheaves', not sheets. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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The Rascals, "Groovin'" "You and me and Leslie..." Who is Leslie, is that a girl or a boy and why are they there, wtf? "You and me endlessly". Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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My young daughter use to sing: Country girl, you got your feet in a lake… Just another day in paradise. | |||
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When my son was around 5 years old or so, circa 1995, he was in the backseat belting out Don't rock the Juicebox. He had no idea what a jukebox was but he knew his way around a juicebox. I almost wrecked the car laughing so hard. | |||
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Do You Feel Like We Do from Frampton Comes Alive. The lyric was, "I want to thank you". The live audience thought he said...something else. | |||
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Peace through superior firepower ![]() |
Lucy in the sky with Linus | |||
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Bliiiiiinded by the light! Wrapped up like a douche... | |||
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Elton John, Tiny Dancer: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza". | |||
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Yep. While the girl with colitis goes by. | |||
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Early 80s out on a double date with my college roommate. He's in the backseat with his date, I'm driving and my date is the passenger seat. We're listening to the radio and Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung comes on and he starts singing outloud. To this day I can hear him belting out the words,"Take your baby by the ears and tell her that her dog has fears." ![]() Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. | |||
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My 8 y.o. son singing Pretty Woman - I want to smell your feet. | |||
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The heart of rock and roll is in Cleveland ... "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit... Bald headed woman! Bald headed woman to me... | |||
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"Carry a laser down the road that I must travel." Makes perfect sense to us gun nuts. ![]() | |||
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"You picked a fine time to wee-wee, Lucille." _____________________________ "A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington. | |||
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