My five year old daughter singing along from the back seat: "Mas Taquitos!"
January 13, 2023, 11:59 AM
jaaron11
Genesis - "She seems to have an invisible talk show"
J
Rak Chazak Amats
January 13, 2023, 12:45 PM
TMats
Well we act out It’s in stages
Is what I heard when the lines are: “With the lights out It’s less dangerous”…
“A mulato, an albino A mosquito, my libido”
All from the chorus of “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” I can’t say I ever really “misheard” those last two lines, I just didn’t know what the fuq he was saying.
And I forget just why I taste Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile I found it hard, it's hard to find Oh well, whatever, never mind
ETA: I should’ve added the fade-out
Uh den nye-oh, uh den nye-oh…
Turned out to be actual lyrics. “A denial, a denial, a denial…This message has been edited. Last edited by: TMats,
_______________________________________________________ despite them
January 13, 2023, 03:03 PM
oddball
In high school, I misheard:
"...don't ever leave, your pizza burnin'" instead of-
"...I'll never be your beast of burden" from The Stones Beast of Burden.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
January 13, 2023, 08:53 PM
kkina
Here's a more official one: Iron Butterfly's In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is a mis-heard dictation of the song's actual original lyric, "In the Garden of Eden".
Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another mother in the night
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
January 14, 2023, 07:06 AM
ss9961
Soup and salad bar By INXS
Big old Jed had a light on Steve Miller Band
January 14, 2023, 07:54 AM
clubleaf206
When I were a lad, I couldn't figure out why someone would write a letter to a lion, because I was sure that Elvis was saying "Return to Simba".
___________________________________________________________________________ "....imitate the action of the Tiger."
January 14, 2023, 09:44 AM
RGRacing
Huey Lewis and the News - I want a New Truck.
January 14, 2023, 10:50 AM
trapper189
I’m back I’m back in the salad again
January 14, 2023, 11:17 AM
PASig
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
“A mulato, an albino A mosquito, my libido”
All from the chorus of “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” I can’t say I ever really “misheard” those last two lines, I just didn’t know what the fuq he was saying.
Did you ever hear the Weird Al Yankovic story about that song?
quote:
"Weird Al" Yankovic parodied the song in 1992 with "Smells Like Nirvana", a song about Nirvana itself.
Cobain quickly gave permission, but asked, "It's not about food, is it?" Yankovic answered, "No, it's about how nobody can understand your lyrics."
Upon hearing the parody, Cobain and his bandmates laughed hysterically. Yankovic has said Cobain told him he realized that Nirvana had "made it" when he heard the parody.
________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
January 14, 2023, 01:18 PM
TMats
PASig, I had never heard the Weird Al take on the song before. That was pretty fun. The back story was good too, obviously, I was far from the only one who couldn’t understand Cobain. Thanks
_______________________________________________________ despite them
January 16, 2023, 01:57 PM
Flash-LB
I had too much to drink last night:
I had too much to dream last night~Electric Prunes.
January 16, 2023, 07:30 PM
egregore
I am the ape man I am the ape man I am the walrus
I thought this for the longest time, but it's actually "egg man."This message has been edited. Last edited by: egregore,
January 17, 2023, 09:11 AM
OcCurt
quote:
Originally posted by MRMATT: "You picked a fine time to wee-wee, Lucille."
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.
Four ugly children who crapped in the field…
I misheard that one for years lol
January 17, 2023, 11:36 AM
1967Goat
My nephew singing Aerosmith...Do it like a lady.
January 17, 2023, 12:44 PM
Pal
Secret...Asian Man!
Jim
January 17, 2023, 12:44 PM
Modern Day Savage
A few years back I learned there was an actual term for it.
Excerpt from the article (there are some funny examples of mondegreens in the article):
quote:
A mondegreen is a word or phrase that results from mishearing or misinterpreting a statement or song lyric. Mondegreens are also known as oronyms.
The term mondegreen was coined in 1954 by American writer Sylvia Wright and was popularized by San Francisco Chronicle columnist Jon Carroll. The term was inspired by "Lady Mondegreen," a misinterpretation of the line "And laid him on the green" from the Scottish ballad "The Bonny Earl o' Moray."
From the Eagles, for years and years I heard;
"Life in the Vaseline, surely make you lose your mind."
I just figured they were singing about some kinky stuff.
quote:
Originally posted by PKFan: She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit...
...
I always heard:
"She's got electric boobs, her ma does too, you know I read it in a magazine..."