Come to the cash bar,
come to the cash bar

There's a bathroom on the right.

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

When I was a little kid I remember standing in church and singing:

“It’s Spinach, It’s Spinach! Jesus paid it all, at Calvary, at Calvary!”

I just assumed there was a Popeye connection or something, like maybe Jesus pounded a can of spinach on the way out of the tomb and he went Popeye on all the Romans.

It wasn’t until later that I learned it was actually:

It’s Finished, It’s Finished! Jesus paid it all, at Calvary, at Calvary!”

From the hard rockers down under, "Dirty deeds, done with sheep."

When I was little, I thought it was weird that they would sing a hymn about women getting laundry from the clothesline.

Later I found out it was 'Bringing in the sheaves', not sheets.

The Rascals, "Groovin'"

"You and me and Leslie..."
Who is Leslie, is that a girl or a boy and why are they there, wtf?

"You and me endlessly".

My young daughter use to sing:

Country girl, you got your feet in a lake…

When my son was around 5 years old or so, circa 1995, he was in the backseat belting out Don't rock the Juicebox. He had no idea what a jukebox was but he knew his way around a juicebox. I almost wrecked the car laughing so hard.

Do You Feel Like We Do from Frampton Comes Alive. The lyric was, "I want to thank you". The live audience thought he said...something else.

Lucy in the sky with Linus

Bliiiiiinded by the light! Wrapped up like a douche...

Elton John, Tiny Dancer: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza".

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Lucy in the sky with Linus

Yep. While the girl with colitis goes by.

Early 80s out on a double date with my college roommate. He's in the backseat with his date, I'm driving and my date is the passenger seat. We're listening to the radio and Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung comes on and he starts singing outloud.

To this day I can hear him belting out the words,"Take your baby by the ears and tell her that her dog has fears."

My 8 y.o. son singing Pretty Woman - I want to smell your feet.

The heart of rock and roll is in Cleveland ...

She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit...

Bald headed woman! Bald headed woman to me...

"Carry a laser down the road that I must travel."

Makes perfect sense to us gun nuts.

"You picked a fine time to wee-wee, Lucille."