This was no boat accident.
- Matt Hooper

"Get some beer...and some cleaning products!"

Madness....Madness!

"Get me all the information on the sun. That thing's hot!"

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." 2001

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like...victory." Apocalypse Now

"I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country." Patton

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." GWTW

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather

"If you build it, he will come." Field of Dreams

"Houston, we have a problem." Apollo 13

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good." Wall Street

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!" Scarface

still got the shovel.

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

quote:

Big Trouble in Little China.

Are you crazy ? is that your problem ? - Big Trouble in Little China.

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Originally posted by Sigmund:
"Candygram for Mongo" from Blazing Saddles

One of my favorites as well!

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Originally posted by stkfox:
Any of the Eastwood movies, tons of them but here’s one.....ok, bit more than a one liner...

“....any son of a bitch that takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, burn his damn house down!”

Unforgiven? IIRC?

"we got us the Josey Wales, we got us the Josey Wales"

Abe and Lige in The Outlaw Josey Wales.

"You gonna pull them pistols, or whistle Dixie?" Wales to Union Soldiers, after snake oil salesman blurts out his name, and they all freeze staring at him.

"Good thing you came when you did, I might have killed her!" Lone Watie to Josey Wales, after Little Moonlight damn near kills him.

"I'm gettin' better at sneaking up on you like this. Only an Indian can do something like this." Lone Watie to Josey when he gets the drop on him, and just before Little Moonlight sneaks up and gets the drop on Lone Watie. Jose replied to Lone Watie, "Yeah, I figured that."

"Well mister Carpetbagger, we got somethin'in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."

EDIT: I see another member beat me to this one. That's the problem, you have to read every prior post or your sure to be redundant.

Another member already posted one of my favorites from Josey Wales....."dyin' ain't much of a liven boy!"

Obviously one of my favorite movies!

“Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!” ― Bane

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Originally posted by f2:
Whenever I am in here and you hear me typing, or whenever you don't hear me typing, whatever the fuck you hear me doing in here, when I am in here that means I'm working, that means don't come in.

Jack Torrence, the Shining.

"Loyd my man, I never laid a hand on the little bastard!"

"Hair of the dog that bit me!"

"Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in!"

Yep, I've gone off the one liner thread for sure. It's 2:48AM and I've gone to quoting lines from movies I like. Not really one liners. Time for me to get to bed for sure
"Here's Johnny!"

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!" Jaws, sorry I couldn't help it.

"Mister, you've got alot of hard bark on you walkin' down here like this. Now, I owe you. You put two holes in me."

"The outfit I came from was a real dilly. There was a general, a major, two captains, two lieutenants, and me. There's a squad for you, buddy-o."

Perhaps the all-time greatest:

"Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for" - Jack Sparrow.

"Nice tan. Real Christmas-y." Jack Deth in Trancers.

"So I got that going for me, which is nice." Caddyshack

"Do you have anything besides Mexican food?" The Three Amigos

"That's a priceless Steinway!
Not any more." Pink Panther Strikes Again

"How much more black can it be? None. None more black" This Is Spinal Tap

"Nude women. Nude women. Clowns welcome." Quick Change

"We need to knock down that fargin wall..." Johnny Dangerously

"I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart." Uncle Buck

"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill."

"You mean we have someone on our team who dresses like a pirate?"