“The mistake you made was you killed my friend. So, I’m going to kill each and every one of you, and the only disappointment in it for me is that I only get to do it once.” - Robert McCall (The Equalizer 2)

"Well I don't."

Doc Holliday

I have absolutely no responsibilities here whatsoever.

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull d*kes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists!

Pretty much anything from Blazing Saddles. A favorite:

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know...morons."

I missed about 5 minutes of the movie first time I watched it laughing at that.

quote:

Originally posted by PHPaul:
Pretty much anything from Blazing Saddles. A favorite:

Excuse me while I whip this out.

We fell out a window

Big Hero 6

I'd rather have them three sheets to the wind, than to have a mutiny on my hands.

quote:

Originally posted by f2:
Bunch of savages in this town.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

quote:

Originally posted by Puckpilot78:
I'm not even supposed to be here today!

This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucken customers.

" You tell 'em I'm coming and hell's coming with me " .

Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!

quote:

Originally posted by f2:
Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c unt, me.

Naw, I sock'em in the jaw and yell
Pop goes the weasel.