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| Conan, what is best in life?
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women. |
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| quote: Conan, what is best in life?
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.
Did General Mattis quote Conan or were those his own words? I think I have heard that phrase before. It is a good one. |
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| Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges. |
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| I'm just a cook. |
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| I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. |
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| Mister. Mister. Sir. Sir. Here's a good stick to beat the lovely lady. |
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| quote: Originally posted by f2:
Mister. Mister. Sir. Sir. Here's a good stick to beat the lovely lady.
One of my all time favorite movies ! |
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| It's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in 10. |
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| So vote for me, because I don't even want to go to college, and I don't care, and as president I won't do anything. The only promise I will make is that if elected I will immediately dismantle the student government, so that none of us will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblies again. |
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| Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig. |
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| You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude.But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. |
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| No, dwarves retire early. Common fact.
Yeah, lazy dwarves. |
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| In the tank, a lobster eats itself slowly from the inside. That's why you have to check its weight when you buy one. If it's not as heavy as it looks, it has been in the tank too long. Some people still kill a lobster by throwing it in boiling water. By now everyone should know that for the animal it's the most agonizing death, because it takes so long for it to die. The best way to kill a lobster is with a well place stab in the neck. It's quickest. |
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| Rules? In a knife fight? No rules. |
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| No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. |
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| "Well, ain't we a pair, Raggedy Man" - Auntie Entity.
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"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
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| Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. |
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