SIGforum
Favorite one liners from the movies

This topic can be found at:
https://sigforum.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/720601935/m/4120010744

October 05, 2018, 02:18 PM
f2
Favorite one liners from the movies
Conan, what is best in life?

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.
October 05, 2018, 02:45 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
Conan, what is best in life?

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.


Did General Mattis quote Conan or were those his own words? I think I have heard that phrase before. It is a good one.
October 05, 2018, 05:42 PM
f2
Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.
October 05, 2018, 05:43 PM
f2
I'm just a cook.
October 05, 2018, 05:43 PM
f2
I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.
October 06, 2018, 05:32 AM
f2
Mister. Mister. Sir. Sir. Here's a good stick to beat the lovely lady.
October 06, 2018, 07:33 AM
selogic
quote:
Originally posted by f2:
Mister. Mister. Sir. Sir. Here's a good stick to beat the lovely lady.
One of my all time favorite movies !
October 06, 2018, 07:38 AM
selogic
" The almighty tells me that he can get me out of this mess , but he's pretty sure you're fucked " .
October 06, 2018, 08:06 AM
f2
It's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in 10.
October 06, 2018, 08:30 AM
f2
So vote for me, because I don't even want to go to college, and I don't care, and as president I won't do anything. The only promise I will make is that if elected I will immediately dismantle the student government, so that none of us will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblies again.
October 06, 2018, 02:22 PM
f2
Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig.
October 06, 2018, 04:28 PM
LS1 GTO
If you had more experience and less confidence, I might be more inclined to listen to you.





Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



October 06, 2018, 06:04 PM
f2
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude.But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
October 06, 2018, 09:12 PM
K0ZZZ
I always drink coffee when I'm watching radar!


... Chad


http://shotworkspro.com - Much better than scrap paper! Use 'Take5' to get 5 bucks off.
October 07, 2018, 06:01 AM
f2
No, dwarves retire early. Common fact.

Yeah, lazy dwarves.
October 07, 2018, 06:05 AM
f2
In the tank, a lobster eats itself slowly from the inside. That's why you have to check its weight when you buy one. If it's not as heavy as it looks, it has been in the tank too long. Some people still kill a lobster by throwing it in boiling water. By now everyone should know that for the animal it's the most agonizing death, because it takes so long for it to die. The best way to kill a lobster is with a well place stab in the neck. It's quickest.
October 07, 2018, 12:59 PM
f2
Rules? In a knife fight? No rules.
October 08, 2018, 07:46 AM
f2
No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
October 08, 2018, 10:33 PM
GWbiker
"Well, ain't we a pair, Raggedy Man" - Auntie Entity.


*********
"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
October 09, 2018, 05:27 AM
f2
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.