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Knock knock | ||
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Charmingly unsophisticated |
Who's there? _______________________________ The artist formerly known as AllenInWV | |||
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Banana | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Banana who? Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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A Grateful American |
 "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד | |||
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| Too soon old, Too late smart |
Who's there? The man who won the Nobel prize _______________________________________ NRA Life Member Member Isaac Walton League I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself | |||
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sam and janet | |||
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Still finding my way |
Sam and Janet who? | |||
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Sam an Janet evening - | |||
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orange | |||
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....you glad we're here? ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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A couple of weeks ago I walked into my office to find that my engineering intern had stuck a post-it note onto a programmable controller on my desk. It said, "press a button." So I did. The text display on the controller illuminated and read: Knock, knock. (Press a button.) Dutifully, I pressed a button. The sequence continued as follows: Who's there? (Press.) I smell mop. (Press.) I smell mop who? (Press.) Eww, that's gross!!  I like this kid.... Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around. — — — — — — — — — — — — God bless America. | |||
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I now respond to all attempts at knock knock with “get a warrant.” | |||
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Hah! Now THAT is a knock-knock joke! Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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It's even better as "I eat mop who?"  | |||
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