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knock knock joke

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February 18, 2019, 06:36 PM
LtJL
knock knock joke
Knock knock
February 18, 2019, 06:39 PM
AllenInAR
Who's there?


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The artist formerly known as AllenInWV
February 18, 2019, 09:36 PM
PeteF
Banana
February 18, 2019, 09:44 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Banana who?




If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.


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February 18, 2019, 10:23 PM
sigmonkey




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
February 19, 2019, 07:02 AM
RogB
Who's there?

The man who won the Nobel prize


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I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself
February 19, 2019, 07:34 AM
LtJL
sam and janet
February 19, 2019, 08:57 AM
Ryanp225
Sam and Janet who?
February 19, 2019, 11:21 AM
Chris42
Sam an Janet evening -
February 19, 2019, 01:01 PM
LtJL
orange
February 19, 2019, 04:21 PM
GWbiker
quote:
Originally posted by LtJL:
orange


....you glad we're here?


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"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
February 19, 2019, 08:04 PM
vthoky
A couple of weeks ago I walked into my office to find that my engineering intern had stuck a post-it note onto a programmable controller on my desk. It said, "press a button." So I did. The text display on the controller illuminated and read:

Knock, knock. (Press a button.)

Dutifully, I pressed a button. The sequence continued as follows:

Who's there? (Press.)

I smell mop. (Press.)

I smell mop who? (Press.)

Eww, that's gross!!


Big Grin

I like this kid....



God bless America.
February 21, 2019, 09:57 PM
Peanut71
I now respond to all attempts at knock knock with “get a warrant.”
February 22, 2019, 07:01 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by Peanut71:
I now respond to all attempts at knock knock with “get a warrant.”


Hah! Now THAT is a knock-knock joke!



Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
February 22, 2019, 05:53 PM
dsiets
quote:
Originally posted by vthoky:
A couple of weeks ago I walked into my office to find that my engineering intern had stuck a post-it note onto a programmable controller on my desk. It said, "press a button." So I did. The text display on the controller illuminated and read:

Knock, knock. (Press a button.)

Dutifully, I pressed a button. The sequence continued as follows:

Who's there? (Press.)

I smell mop. (Press.)

I smell mop who? (Press.)

Eww, that's gross!!


Big Grin

I like this kid....


It's even better as "I eat mop who?" Wink