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knock knock joke

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February 18, 2019, 06:36 PM
LtJL
knock knock joke
Knock knock
February 18, 2019, 06:39 PM
AllenInAR
Who's there?


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February 18, 2019, 09:36 PM
PeteF
Banana
February 18, 2019, 09:44 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Banana who?




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February 18, 2019, 10:23 PM
sigmonkey




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February 19, 2019, 07:02 AM
RogB
Who's there?

The man who won the Nobel prize


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February 19, 2019, 07:34 AM
LtJL
sam and janet
February 19, 2019, 08:57 AM
Ryanp225
Sam and Janet who?
February 19, 2019, 11:21 AM
Chris42
Sam an Janet evening -
February 19, 2019, 01:01 PM
LtJL
orange
February 19, 2019, 04:21 PM
GWbiker
quote:
Originally posted by LtJL:
orange


....you glad we're here?


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February 19, 2019, 08:04 PM
vthoky
A couple of weeks ago I walked into my office to find that my engineering intern had stuck a post-it note onto a programmable controller on my desk. It said, "press a button." So I did. The text display on the controller illuminated and read:

Knock, knock. (Press a button.)

Dutifully, I pressed a button. The sequence continued as follows:

Who's there? (Press.)

I smell mop. (Press.)

I smell mop who? (Press.)

Eww, that's gross!!


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I like this kid....



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February 21, 2019, 09:57 PM
Peanut71
I now respond to all attempts at knock knock with “get a warrant.”
February 22, 2019, 07:01 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by Peanut71:
I now respond to all attempts at knock knock with “get a warrant.”


Hah! Now THAT is a knock-knock joke!



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February 22, 2019, 05:53 PM
dsiets
quote:
Originally posted by vthoky:
A couple of weeks ago I walked into my office to find that my engineering intern had stuck a post-it note onto a programmable controller on my desk. It said, "press a button." So I did. The text display on the controller illuminated and read:

Knock, knock. (Press a button.)

Dutifully, I pressed a button. The sequence continued as follows:

Who's there? (Press.)

I smell mop. (Press.)

I smell mop who? (Press.)

Eww, that's gross!!


Big Grin

I like this kid....


It's even better as "I eat mop who?" Wink