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Knock knock | ||
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Charmingly unsophisticated |
Who's there? _______________________________ The artist formerly known as AllenInWV | |||
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Banana | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Banana who? If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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A Grateful American |
 "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Too soon old, Too late smart |
Who's there? The man who won the Nobel prize _______________________________________ NRA Life Member Member Isaac Walton League I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself | |||
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sam and janet | |||
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Still finding my way |
Sam and Janet who? | |||
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Sam an Janet evening - | |||
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orange | |||
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....you glad we're here? ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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A couple of weeks ago I walked into my office to find that my engineering intern had stuck a post-it note onto a programmable controller on my desk. It said, "press a button." So I did. The text display on the controller illuminated and read: Knock, knock. (Press a button.) Dutifully, I pressed a button. The sequence continued as follows: Who's there? (Press.) I smell mop. (Press.) I smell mop who? (Press.) Eww, that's gross!!  I like this kid.... God bless America. | |||
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I now respond to all attempts at knock knock with “get a warrant.” | |||
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Hah! Now THAT is a knock-knock joke! Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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It's even better as "I eat mop who?"  | |||
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