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posted September 20, 2018 07:39 PMHide Post
"LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!!"


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OH, Bonnie McMurray!
 
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Plowing straight ahead come what may
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posted September 20, 2018 08:17 PMHide Post
Fetchez la vache!


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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
 
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Obviously not a golfer
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posted September 20, 2018 08:27 PMHide Post
She's got huuuuge.....tracts of land.
 
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posted September 20, 2018 09:57 PMHide Post
Next we crawl out of the Rabbit.....


"The more People I meet, the more I like Dogs."
 
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posted September 21, 2018 03:10 PMHide Post
I saw this movie in '86 for the first time. It was w/ the JV football team at coach's house. We were served pizza w/ the movie.

Up to that point in my life I had not experienced British humor. I promptly choked on my pizza during the fight w/ the black knight. I was much more careful after that.
 
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posted September 21, 2018 03:25 PMHide Post
Look, if we built this large, wooden badger. . .




The Enemy's gate is down.
 
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posted September 21, 2018 05:08 PMHide Post
We've come in search of the Holy Grail!

We've already got one!



Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin
 
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posted September 22, 2018 06:07 AMHide Post
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
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Thank you
Very little
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posted September 22, 2018 08:04 AMHide Post
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
 
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posted September 22, 2018 10:40 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


What do you mean, African or European?




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posted September 22, 2018 12:33 PMHide Post
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver

NRA Life Member

 
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posted September 22, 2018 01:50 PMHide Post
I order you to BE QUIET!




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posted September 22, 2018 10:28 PMHide Post
They call me...... Tim


Used guns deserve a home too
 
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posted September 23, 2018 08:21 AMHide Post
We are no longer the knights who say Ni!
We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

[Background]Ni![/background]




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posted September 24, 2018 02:30 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by maddy345:
Can’t I have a little peril?


No.

Bet you're gay !




 
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Rumors of my death
are greatly exaggerated
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posted September 27, 2018 12:03 AMHide Post
I told em we already got one.



"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."

looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
 
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Rumors of my death
are greatly exaggerated
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posted September 27, 2018 12:04 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by P250UA5:
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


What do you mean, African or European?



Oh yeah. An African swallow, maybe -- but not a European swallow, that's my point.



"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."

looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
 
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posted September 27, 2018 09:19 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by coloradohunter44:
quote:
Originally posted by P250UA5:
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


What do you mean, African or European?



Oh yeah. An African swallow, maybe -- but not a European swallow, that's my point.

How do you know so much about swallows?



I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
 
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posted September 27, 2018 09:29 AMHide Post
But mother...
 
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posted September 30, 2018 07:27 PMHide Post
Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...



Live every day as if it is your last, for one day you’re sure to be right
 
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