"How do you know he's a king?"

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September 20, 2018, 07:39 PM

goose5

"How do you know he's a king?"

"LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!!"

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Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet

"The more People I meet, the more I like Dogs."

September 21, 2018, 03:10 PM

dsiets

I saw this movie in '86 for the first time. It was w/ the JV football team at coach's house. We were served pizza w/ the movie.

Up to that point in my life I had not experienced British humor. I promptly choked on my pizza during the fight w/ the black knight. I was much more careful after that.

September 21, 2018, 03:25 PM

P250UA5

Look, if we built this large, wooden badger. . .

The Enemy's gate is down.

September 21, 2018, 05:08 PM

Captain Morgan

We've come in search of the Holy Grail!

We've already got one!

Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin

September 22, 2018, 06:07 AM

Floyd D. Barber

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

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September 22, 2018, 08:04 AM

HRK

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

September 22, 2018, 10:40 AM

P250UA5

quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean, African or European?

The Enemy's gate is down.

September 22, 2018, 12:33 PM

Floyd D. Barber

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

The Enemy's gate is down.

Used guns deserve a home too

September 23, 2018, 08:21 AM

P250UA5

We are no longer the knights who say Ni!
We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

[Background]Ni![/background]

The Enemy's gate is down.

September 24, 2018, 02:30 PM

ersatzknarf

quote:
Originally posted by maddy345:
Can’t I have a little peril?

No.

Bet you're gay !

"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."

looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!

September 27, 2018, 12:04 AM

coloradohunter44

quote:
Originally posted by P250UA5:
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean, African or European?

Oh yeah. An African swallow, maybe -- but not a European swallow, that's my point.

"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."

looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!

September 27, 2018, 09:19 AM

YellowJacket

quote:
Originally posted by coloradohunter44:
quote:
Originally posted by P250UA5:
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean, African or European?

Oh yeah. An African swallow, maybe -- but not a European swallow, that's my point.

How do you know so much about swallows?

I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.

September 30, 2018, 07:27 PM

Ragnar

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...