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"Because he hasn't got shit all over him."



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"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"



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There's some lovely filth over here.



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Old woman.

I'm a man
 
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She turned me into a newt!

A newt?

....I got better.

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Burn her anyway!!!




The Enemy's gate is down.
 
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What is your favorite color ?




 
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Old woman.

I'm a man


And I’m not owd, I’m firtyseven!


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How did you become so wise in the ways of Science?


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Its good to be the king. Wink


There will be whores, tits and sex.
 
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Go away or I will taunt you a second time.


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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
 
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How does it, um-- how does it work?

I know not, my liege

Consult the Book of Armaments!

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Skip a bit, Brother

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Amen




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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


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You're arm's off.

No it isn't.

Well what's that then?!

[glances] I've had worse.


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I'm invincible !

You're a loony !




 
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"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"


See the violence inherent in the system!

It's funny, even more so today, with all the PC SJW BS.


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Old woman.

I'm a man


And I’m not owd, I’m firtyseven!


Well I can't just call you man.
 
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Can’t I have a little peril?



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What would it help to confuse it if we run away more?



I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
 
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Where'd you get those coconuts?


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What, behind the rabbit?

. . . it is the rabbit.




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