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"How do you know he's a king?"

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September 19, 2018, 09:45 AM
ersatzknarf
"How do you know he's a king?"
"Because he hasn't got shit all over him."



Big Grin



September 19, 2018, 10:30 AM
two-two-niner-romeo
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"


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September 19, 2018, 10:41 AM
lyman
There's some lovely filth over here.


https://chandlersfirearms.com/chesterfield-armament/
September 19, 2018, 11:24 AM
PeteF
Old woman.

I'm a man
September 19, 2018, 11:59 AM
P250UA5
She turned me into a newt!

A newt?

....I got better.

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Burn her anyway!!!



The Enemy's gate is down.
September 19, 2018, 12:08 PM
ersatzknarf
What is your favorite color ?



September 19, 2018, 12:18 PM
clubleaf206
quote:
Originally posted by PeteF:
Old woman.

I'm a man


And I’m not owd, I’m firtyseven!


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September 19, 2018, 12:38 PM
rsbolo
How did you become so wise in the ways of Science?


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September 19, 2018, 01:06 PM
Jaywendland1981
Its good to be the king. Wink


There will be whores, tits and sex.
September 19, 2018, 01:45 PM
kz1000
Go away or I will taunt you a second time.


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"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
September 19, 2018, 02:57 PM
P250UA5
How does it, um-- how does it work?

I know not, my liege

Consult the Book of Armaments!

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Skip a bit, Brother

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Amen



The Enemy's gate is down.
September 19, 2018, 03:04 PM
Floyd D. Barber
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


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September 19, 2018, 05:11 PM
Loswsmith
You're arm's off.

No it isn't.

Well what's that then?!

[glances] I've had worse.


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September 19, 2018, 07:13 PM
ersatzknarf
I'm invincible !

You're a loony !



September 19, 2018, 07:41 PM
arcwelder
quote:
Originally posted by two-two-niner-romeo:
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"


See the violence inherent in the system!

It's funny, even more so today, with all the PC SJW BS.


Arc.
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September 20, 2018, 05:10 AM
PeteF
quote:
Originally posted by clubleaf206:
quote:
Originally posted by PeteF:
Old woman.

I'm a man


And I’m not owd, I’m firtyseven!


Well I can't just call you man.
September 20, 2018, 09:06 AM
maddy345
Can’t I have a little peril?


ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ



God bless the Motor Life Boat and the men & women that run them!
September 20, 2018, 09:41 AM
YellowJacket
What would it help to confuse it if we run away more?


I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
September 20, 2018, 04:53 PM
phxtoad
Where'd you get those coconuts?


phxtoad

"Careful man, there's a beverage here!"
September 20, 2018, 05:01 PM
P250UA5
What, behind the rabbit?

. . . it is the rabbit.



The Enemy's gate is down.