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"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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There's some lovely filth over here. https://chandlersfirearms.com/chesterfield-armament/ | |||
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Old woman. I'm a man | |||
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She turned me into a newt! A newt? ....I got better. . . . Burn her anyway!!! The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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What is your favorite color ? | |||
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Now and Zen |
And I’m not owd, I’m firtyseven! ___________________________________________________________________________ "....imitate the action of the Tiger." | |||
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chickenshit |
How did you become so wise in the ways of Science? ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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Cigar Nerd |
Its good to be the king.  There will be whores, tits and sex. | |||
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Mensch |
Go away or I will taunt you a second time. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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How does it, um-- how does it work? I know not, my liege Consult the Book of Armaments! Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu-- Skip a bit, Brother And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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You're arm's off. No it isn't. Well what's that then?! [glances] I've had worse. ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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I'm invincible ! You're a loony ! | |||
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Certified All Positions |
See the violence inherent in the system! It's funny, even more so today, with all the PC SJW BS. Arc. ______________________________ "Like a bitter weed, I'm a bad seed"- Johnny Cash "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." - Pee Wee Herman Rode hard, put away wet. RIP JHM "You're a junkyard dog." - Lupe Flores. RIP | |||
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Well I can't just call you man. | |||
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Bent but not broken |
Can’t I have a little peril? ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ   God bless the Motor Life Boat and the men & women that run them! | |||
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Caribou gorn |
What would it help to confuse it if we run away more? I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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Where'd you get those coconuts? phxtoad "Careful man, there's a beverage here!" | |||
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What, behind the rabbit? . . . it is the rabbit. The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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