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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?



Let me help you out. Which way did you come in?
 
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Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government!
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!



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Camelot
Camelot
Camelot
It's only a model
Shh

*musical interlude*

No, let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place.




The Enemy's gate is down.
 
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Look, it's really quite simple - I want you to stay 'ere and make sure 'e doesn't leave!



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What more could you want? She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got huuuuge (pause) tracts of land!


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A moose once bit my sister
 
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“Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her.”


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Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
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Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger
*boing*
Run away!




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Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
 
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Help Help I’m being repressed

Bloody peasant!




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Help! Help! I’m being repressed!


I actually used that quote once in a magazine I was running with a friend for the Young Conservatives back at uni in the 90s in a report on a leftist protest against an appearance by then-interior minister Wolfgang Schäuble, where people would get in the face of police officers to then have symathetic cameras descend on the scene when they got pushed back. I titled the whole thing "Knights of the Camera" (the German title for "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is "Knights of the Coconut").
 
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None shall pass....


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Originally posted by SPWAMike0317:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


What do you mean? African or European Swallow? Ahhhhh!!
 
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