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She turned me into a Newt!

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January 19, 2022, 04:45 PM
SPWAMike0317
She turned me into a Newt!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Let me help you out. Which way did you come in?
January 19, 2022, 07:04 PM
WaterburyBob
Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government!
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!


"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
January 20, 2022, 09:30 AM
P250UA5
Camelot
Camelot
Camelot
It's only a model
Shh

*musical interlude*

No, let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place.



The Enemy's gate is down.
January 20, 2022, 10:37 AM
two-two-niner-romeo
Look, it's really quite simple - I want you to stay 'ere and make sure 'e doesn't leave!


"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II

"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
January 20, 2022, 06:08 PM
henkelphoto
What more could you want? She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got huuuuge (pause) tracts of land!


"Evil can never be dead enough" Brevard County, Fla., sheriff Wayne Ivey
January 21, 2022, 05:29 PM
kho
A moose once bit my sister
January 21, 2022, 06:00 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
“Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her.”


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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
January 21, 2022, 07:29 PM
P250UA5
Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger
*boing*
Run away!



The Enemy's gate is down.
January 21, 2022, 10:59 PM
Sauer Kraut
Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
January 21, 2022, 11:08 PM
P250UA5
quote:
Originally posted by Sauer Kraut:
Help Help I’m being repressed

Bloody peasant!



The Enemy's gate is down.
January 22, 2022, 02:25 AM
BansheeOne
quote:
Originally posted by Sauer Kraut:
Help! Help! I’m being repressed!


I actually used that quote once in a magazine I was running with a friend for the Young Conservatives back at uni in the 90s in a report on a leftist protest against an appearance by then-interior minister Wolfgang Schäuble, where people would get in the face of police officers to then have symathetic cameras descend on the scene when they got pushed back. I titled the whole thing "Knights of the Camera" (the German title for "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is "Knights of the Coconut").
January 22, 2022, 01:28 PM
maddy345
There are some who call me.....Tim


ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ



God bless the Motor Life Boat and the men & women that run them!
January 22, 2022, 10:33 PM
benny6
None shall pass....


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January 24, 2022, 08:49 AM
Schmelby
quote:
Originally posted by SPWAMike0317:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


What do you mean? African or European Swallow? Ahhhhh!!