I got better.

What else floats in water?

Churches! Lead! Cider. Very small rocks?

Your just bangin two coconuts together!!

Ni!

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

Ffffiiirrrr . . . thrawp!!

Message for you Sir!

Fetchez la vache

Run away!

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

No chance, English bedwetting types! I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms!

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

That’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

Bet you're gay.

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.

O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

I quote that movie so much that my wife frequently quotes it. She's never watched it, but she quotes it anyway.

Must be a king or something
How do you know?
He hasn't got shit all over him.

It's not a question of where he GRIPS it, it's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!

We are now the knights who say: Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!

quote:

Originally posted by mojojojo:
That’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

Pie Jesu Domine. Dona eis requiem
*whack*

Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG