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She turned me into a Newt!
January 18, 2022, 01:05 PM
SchmelbyShe turned me into a Newt!
I got better.
January 18, 2022, 01:07 PM
P250UA5What else floats in water?
Churches! Lead! Cider. Very small rocks?
The Enemy's gate is down. January 18, 2022, 01:17 PM
SchmelbyYour just bangin two coconuts together!!
January 18, 2022, 04:02 PM
apprenticeNi!
January 18, 2022, 04:13 PM
LS1 GTOAre you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
January 18, 2022, 04:32 PM
P250UA5I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
The Enemy's gate is down. January 18, 2022, 04:39 PM
LoswsmithFfffiiirrrr . . . thrawp!!
Message for you Sir!
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Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
January 18, 2022, 04:48 PM
P250UA5Fetchez la vache
Run away!
The Enemy's gate is down. January 18, 2022, 05:01 PM
PeteFI don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
No chance, English bedwetting types! I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms!
January 18, 2022, 07:35 PM
JDHunzAnd the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
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"Those that can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..."
January 18, 2022, 09:06 PM
mojojojoThat’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. January 18, 2022, 09:28 PM
tigereye313Bet you're gay.
January 18, 2022, 11:06 PM
Kept BumWelcome back my friends to the show that never ends.
January 19, 2022, 05:50 AM
copaupO Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
I quote that movie so much that my wife frequently quotes it. She's never watched it, but she quotes it anyway.
January 19, 2022, 08:57 AM
P250UA5Must be a king or something
How do you know?
He hasn't got shit all over him.
The Enemy's gate is down. January 19, 2022, 10:27 AM
slabsides45It's not a question of where he GRIPS it, it's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!
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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
-Dr. Adrian Rogers
January 19, 2022, 11:08 AM
P250UA5We are now the knights who say: Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!
The Enemy's gate is down. January 19, 2022, 12:23 PM
PeteFquote:
Originally posted by mojojojo:
That’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
January 19, 2022, 01:03 PM
P250UA5Pie Jesu Domine. Dona eis requiem
*whack*
The Enemy's gate is down. January 19, 2022, 02:40 PM
trapper189Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
