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How’s it going Eisenhower? What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | ||
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| The Constable |
Every time I see or think of that line....I imagine someone saying that at REAL basic training. Especially Marine Corps training! Imagine that recruits stay! | |||
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Oh, god...I wish I was a loofah! Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
Ooohh, the Navy gets the gravy but the Army gets the beans! "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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Keeping the economy moving since 1964 |
Son of bitch, shit! ----------------------- You can't fall off the floor. | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
“Where’s your drill SGT men?”  “AAAAAARRRRRRRMMMMMYYYY TRAINING SIR” Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris | |||
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Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning. --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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DeadHead |
Lighten up, Francis! "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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| Happiness is Vectored Thrust  |
C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin. Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. | |||
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Black guys help the white guys! | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
We're in Italy. The guy on the top bunk has gotta make the guy on the bottom bunk's bed... It's in the regulations. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get from the left to the right, hey! He stepped outta rank got hit by a tank! He ain't no chicken no more, Hey! ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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| Back, and to the left  |
We owe it to Sgt Hulka to wind up face down in the gutter tonight.  Have any of you ever given a girl the 'Aunt Jemima Treatment'? I still can't believe that silly crap actually can loosen a girl up, but it worked for me! Several times.This message has been edited. Last edited by: 83v45magna, | |||
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Three on, one off |
One of these men may save your life one day. Then again maybe one of us won’t. | |||
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| Evil Asian Member |
"Gahh! I thought that was a dog around your neck." | |||
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And now depression sets in.... End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
I finally get to kill somebody. | |||
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So you guys got a - what - 6-8 week training program? a real tough one? Which is PERFECT for a guy like me. I'm gonna come outta here a LEAN, MEAN fightin' machine! -------------------------------------- Proverbs 27:17 - As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. | |||
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Fool for the City |
"You're already dirty." _____________________________ "A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington. | |||
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