What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
April 30, 2020, 05:36 PM
FN in MT
Every time I see or think of that line....I imagine someone saying that at REAL basic training. Especially Marine Corps training! Imagine that recruits stay!
April 30, 2020, 06:16 PM
Puckpilot78
Oh, god...I wish I was a loofah!
Mongo only pawn in game of life...
April 30, 2020, 06:20 PM
mr kablammo
Ooohh, the Navy gets the gravy but the Army gets the beans!
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
April 30, 2020, 06:27 PM
chbibc
Son of bitch, shit!
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April 30, 2020, 06:52 PM
cslinger
“Where’s your drill SGT men?”
“AAAAAARRRRRRRMMMMMYYYY TRAINING SIR”
"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
April 30, 2020, 07:22 PM
Jimbo Jones
Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.
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April 30, 2020, 07:24 PM
two-two-niner-romeo
Lighten up, Francis!
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
April 30, 2020, 07:32 PM
mojojojo
C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.
Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.
April 30, 2020, 07:53 PM
Sigmund
Black guys help the white guys!
April 30, 2020, 07:55 PM
slabsides45
We're in Italy. The guy on the top bunk has gotta make the guy on the bottom bunk's bed... It's in the regulations.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get from the left to the right, hey! He stepped outta rank got hit by a tank! He ain't no chicken no more, Hey!
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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers
April 30, 2020, 08:09 PM
83v45magna
We owe it to Sgt Hulka to wind up face down in the gutter tonight.
Have any of you ever given a girl the 'Aunt Jemima Treatment'? I still can't believe that silly crap actually can loosen a girl up, but it worked for me! Several times.This message has been edited. Last edited by: 83v45magna,
April 30, 2020, 09:15 PM
G-Man
One of these men may save your life one day.
Then again maybe one of us won’t.
April 30, 2020, 09:52 PM
LastCubScout
"Gahh! I thought that was a dog around your neck."
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"
May 01, 2020, 07:53 AM
Sig209
So you guys got a - what - 6-8 week training program? a real tough one? Which is PERFECT for a guy like me. I'm gonna come outta here a LEAN, MEAN fightin' machine!
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Proverbs 27:17 - As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.
May 02, 2020, 01:35 PM
MRMATT
"You're already dirty."
_____________________________ "A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington.
