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FUCK YO MAMA!



OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.
 
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Sorry folks, the parks closed. The moose out front should’ve told you.
 
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I've spent the last 15 years of my life developing newer and better food additives. I guess I've missed an awful lot. At first, I didn't want to take this vacation. But, now I'm glad I did. It's given me a chance to spend a lot more time with you and... uh...







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Roll em up!
 
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Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?



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This is our first kidnapping.




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Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose out front should have told ya.


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Or if we are just throwing them out for the whole series of movies my favorite line and one I use from time to time is…..

“We’re gonna have the hap hap happiest Christmas since bing crosby tap danced with Danny fucking kay and when Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”


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