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Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?

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May 12, 2022, 10:32 PM
Prefontaine
Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?
FUCK YO MAMA!


What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
May 12, 2022, 11:02 PM
YooperSigs
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it!


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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
May 13, 2022, 04:24 AM
LastCubScout
"Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?"
May 13, 2022, 08:28 AM
p226gsd
Sorry folks, the parks closed. The moose out front should’ve told you.
May 13, 2022, 09:43 AM
LS1 GTO
I've spent the last 15 years of my life developing newer and better food additives. I guess I've missed an awful lot. At first, I didn't want to take this vacation. But, now I'm glad I did. It's given me a chance to spend a lot more time with you and... uh...





Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



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May 13, 2022, 10:10 AM
Ryanp225
Roll em up!
May 13, 2022, 10:32 AM
mr kablammo
Honky lips


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May 13, 2022, 12:24 PM
mojojojo
Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?


Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.
May 15, 2022, 08:20 PM
jljones
This is our first kidnapping.



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May 15, 2022, 08:26 PM
cslinger
Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose out front should have told ya.


"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
May 15, 2022, 08:33 PM
cslinger
Or if we are just throwing them out for the whole series of movies my favorite line and one I use from time to time is…..

“We’re gonna have the hap hap happiest Christmas since bing crosby tap danced with Danny fucking kay and when Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”


"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."