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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again! ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | ||
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DeadHead |
Stop calling me Shirley. "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Slayer of Agapanthus |
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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Member |
Ever seen a grown man naked? End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
Oh stewardess, I speak jive. | |||
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No, not like Bill Clinton |
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue | |||
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Yeah, that M14 video guy... |
I picked the wrong day to stop taking methamphetamines... Owner, TonyBen, LLC, Type-07 FFL www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction). e-mail: tonyben@tonybenm14.com | |||
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Purveyor of Fine Avatars |
"There's a sale at Penney's!" "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Member |
Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
Chump don’t want no help chump don’t get no help. | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
First came the dinosaurs but they got to big and fat and died. Then came the Arabs and they found oil... "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
What's your clearance Clarence? Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Evil Asian Member |
"And Leon's getting LAAAAAAARRRRRRGER!" | |||
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Member |
What a pisser! Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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Partial dichotomy |
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Political Cynic |
a great movie... lots of sight gags, including Howard Jarvis in the taxi with the meter reading $13.13 if I recall | |||
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Mistake Not... |
What do you make of this? This? Well it could be a hat, or a broach, or a little pteradactyl. ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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Member |
“We’re on instruments!” Regards, P. | |||
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Lovin' the P7 |
A couple of weeks ago, I watched "Zero Hour", the movie that was the inspiration for Airplane. Airplane is practically a scene by scene remake with jokes in the middle. The straight lines in Airplane are pulled directly from Zero Hour. I laughed almost as hard as I did watching Airplane. As a couple of examples, it has the line "a hospital? What is it?" but without the punch line. They also have the scene where the woman gets hysterical and they all hit her -- and that happens in Zero Hour, too. It's just a little less over the top. An I think I remember hearing "Surely you can't be serious" but that may have been my mind playing tricks on me... If you get a chance to watch Zero Hour, you will gain even more appreciation for the genius that Airplane represents! | |||
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Back, and to the left |
They're alive, but unconscious. Just like Gerald Ford. | |||
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