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Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading!
May 04, 2020, 09:17 AM
slabsides45Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading!
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again!
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-Dr. Adrian Rogers
May 04, 2020, 09:21 AM
two-two-niner-romeoStop calling me Shirley.
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
May 04, 2020, 01:54 PM
mr kablammoJoey, do you like movies about gladiators?
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
May 04, 2020, 02:29 PM
YooperSigsEver seen a grown man naked?
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
May 04, 2020, 04:34 PM
jljonesOh stewardess, I speak jive.
May 04, 2020, 04:54 PM
BigSwedeI picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
May 04, 2020, 04:58 PM
benny6I picked the wrong day to stop taking methamphetamines...
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May 04, 2020, 05:30 PM
Orguss"There's a sale at Penney's!"
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" May 04, 2020, 05:46 PM
PakRatJRquote:
Originally posted by jljones:
Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit
May 04, 2020, 08:01 PM
jljonesquote:
Originally posted by PakRatJR:
quote:
Originally posted by jljones:
Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit
Chump don’t want no help chump don’t get no help.
May 04, 2020, 08:48 PM
cslingerFirst came the dinosaurs but they got to big and fat and died. Then came the Arabs and they found oil...
"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
May 04, 2020, 08:56 PM
LS1 GTOWhat's your clearance Clarence?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
May 04, 2020, 09:35 PM
LastCubScout"And Leon's getting LAAAAAAARRRRRRGER!"
May 04, 2020, 09:57 PM
Puckpilot78What a pisser!
Mongo only pawn in game of life... May 05, 2020, 06:32 AM
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May 05, 2020, 12:42 PM
nhtagmembera great movie...
lots of sight gags, including Howard Jarvis in the taxi with the meter reading $13.13 if I recall
May 05, 2020, 01:56 PM
LoswsmithWhat do you make of this?
This? Well it could be a hat, or a broach, or a little pteradactyl.
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May 05, 2020, 09:19 PM
pbramlett“We’re on instruments!”
Regards,
P.
May 06, 2020, 10:49 AM
Tim335A couple of weeks ago, I watched "Zero Hour", the movie that was the inspiration for Airplane. Airplane is practically a scene by scene remake with jokes in the middle. The straight lines in Airplane are pulled directly from Zero Hour. I laughed almost as hard as I did watching Airplane.
As a couple of examples, it has the line "a hospital? What is it?" but without the punch line. They also have the scene where the woman gets hysterical and they all hit her -- and that happens in Zero Hour, too. It's just a little less over the top. An I think I remember hearing "Surely you can't be serious" but that may have been my mind playing tricks on me...
If you get a chance to watch Zero Hour, you will gain even more appreciation for the genius that Airplane represents!
May 06, 2020, 12:29 PM
83v45magnaThey're alive, but unconscious.
Just like Gerald Ford.