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Equal Opportunity Mocker
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Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again!


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Stop calling me Shirley.



"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II

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Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
 
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Ever seen a grown man naked?


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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Oh stewardess, I speak jive.




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No, not like
Bill Clinton
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I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue



 
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Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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I picked the wrong day to stop taking methamphetamines...


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"There's a sale at Penney's!"



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Oh stewardess, I speak jive.


Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit
 
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Oh stewardess, I speak jive.


Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit


Chump don’t want no help chump don’t get no help.




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First came the dinosaurs but they got to big and fat and died. Then came the Arabs and they found oil...


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What's your clearance Clarence?






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



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"And Leon's getting LAAAAAAARRRRRRGER!"
 
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What a pisser!



Mongo only pawn in game of life...
 
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Big Grin




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a great movie...

lots of sight gags, including Howard Jarvis in the taxi with the meter reading $13.13 if I recall
 
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What do you make of this?

This? Well it could be a hat, or a broach, or a little pteradactyl.


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“We’re on instruments!”




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A couple of weeks ago, I watched "Zero Hour", the movie that was the inspiration for Airplane. Airplane is practically a scene by scene remake with jokes in the middle. The straight lines in Airplane are pulled directly from Zero Hour. I laughed almost as hard as I did watching Airplane.

As a couple of examples, it has the line "a hospital? What is it?" but without the punch line. They also have the scene where the woman gets hysterical and they all hit her -- and that happens in Zero Hour, too. It's just a little less over the top. An I think I remember hearing "Surely you can't be serious" but that may have been my mind playing tricks on me...

If you get a chance to watch Zero Hour, you will gain even more appreciation for the genius that Airplane represents!
 
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They're alive, but unconscious.

Just like Gerald Ford.
 
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