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They're after my Lucky Charms!
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Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up
Dirt Sailors Unite!
 
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Fly High, A.J.
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Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! GANGBANG!
 
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I love my subjects, Pull!




Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
 
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He is a eunuch.

HE is a eunuch.

HE'S DEAD!
 
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Wait for the shake!



"You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer")
 
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Sire, you look like the pissboy!


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Fly High, A.J.
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Sire, you look like the pissboy!


And you look like a bucket of shit!
 
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It's either hump or death.

Humperdinck?


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One day at a time
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wait for the shake...
 
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The people are revolting!

Yeeeah, they really stink on ice.
 
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They're after my Lucky Charms!
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I was sittin' flickin' chickens / And I'm looking through the pickins' / When suddenly these goys break down my walls / I didn't even know them / And they grab me by the scrotum / And they started playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Oh the shame / To make your privates public for a game!


Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up
Dirt Sailors Unite!
 
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There will never be another Mel Brooks. Even if there were, modern cultural BS would drown him (or her!).
 
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Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty! I was raised in a convent. I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh.

King Louis XVI: You don't put out, he don't get out.

Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty, I simply don't do it.

King Louis XVI: Come on, you do it. You love to do it. We all do it. You do it...

Mademoiselle Rimbaud: No, I don't!

King Louis XVI: I do it, I love to do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again, don't tell me you don't do it!
 
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