March 06, 2017, 08:50 AM
tk13Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! GANGBANG!
March 06, 2017, 10:17 AM
Sailor1911I love my subjects, Pull!
March 06, 2017, 03:48 PM
slabsides45Sire, you look like the pissboy!
March 06, 2017, 04:22 PM
tk13quote:
Originally posted by slabsides45:
Sire, you look like the pissboy!
And you look like a bucket of shit!
March 06, 2017, 05:14 PM
oilpatch29It's either hump or death.
Humperdinck?
March 06, 2017, 11:56 PM
83v45magnaThe people are revolting!
Yeeeah, they really stink on ice.
March 07, 2017, 07:39 AM
IrishWindI was sittin' flickin' chickens / And I'm looking through the pickins' / When suddenly these goys break down my walls / I didn't even know them / And they grab me by the scrotum / And they started playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Oh the shame / To make your privates public for a game!
March 09, 2017, 10:54 PM
83v45magnaThere will never be another Mel Brooks. Even if there were, modern cultural BS would drown him (or her!).
March 11, 2017, 11:56 AM
83v45magnaMademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty! I was raised in a convent. I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh.
King Louis XVI: You don't put out, he don't get out.
Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty, I simply don't do it.
King Louis XVI: Come on, you do it. You love to do it. We all do it. You do it...
Mademoiselle Rimbaud: No, I don't!
King Louis XVI: I do it, I love to do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again, don't tell me you don't do it!