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It's good to be the king

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March 06, 2017, 07:51 AM
IrishWind
It's good to be the king



Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up
Dirt Sailors Unite!
March 06, 2017, 08:50 AM
tk13
Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! GANGBANG!
March 06, 2017, 10:17 AM
Sailor1911
I love my subjects, Pull!




Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
March 06, 2017, 11:30 AM
copaup
He is a eunuch.

HE is a eunuch.

HE'S DEAD!
March 06, 2017, 12:40 PM
Green Highlander
Wait for the shake!




"You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer")
March 06, 2017, 03:48 PM
slabsides45
Sire, you look like the pissboy!


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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
-Dr. Adrian Rogers
March 06, 2017, 04:22 PM
tk13
quote:
Originally posted by slabsides45:
Sire, you look like the pissboy!


And you look like a bucket of shit!
March 06, 2017, 05:14 PM
oilpatch29
It's either hump or death.

Humperdinck?


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March 06, 2017, 06:52 PM
RANGER20
wait for the shake...
March 06, 2017, 11:56 PM
83v45magna
The people are revolting!

Yeeeah, they really stink on ice.
March 07, 2017, 07:39 AM
IrishWind
I was sittin' flickin' chickens / And I'm looking through the pickins' / When suddenly these goys break down my walls / I didn't even know them / And they grab me by the scrotum / And they started playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Oh the shame / To make your privates public for a game!


Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up
Dirt Sailors Unite!
March 09, 2017, 10:54 PM
83v45magna
There will never be another Mel Brooks. Even if there were, modern cultural BS would drown him (or her!).
March 11, 2017, 11:56 AM
83v45magna
Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty! I was raised in a convent. I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh.

King Louis XVI: You don't put out, he don't get out.

Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty, I simply don't do it.

King Louis XVI: Come on, you do it. You love to do it. We all do it. You do it...

Mademoiselle Rimbaud: No, I don't!

King Louis XVI: I do it, I love to do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again, don't tell me you don't do it!