The Quiet Man
| He is a eunuch.
HE is a eunuch.
HE'S DEAD! |
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Fly High, A.J.
| quote: Originally posted by slabsides45:
Sire, you look like the pissboy!
And you look like a bucket of shit! |
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| It's either hump or death. Humperdinck?
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One day at a time
| wait for the shake... |
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Back, and
to the left
| The people are revolting!
Yeeeah, they really stink on ice. |
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They're after my Lucky Charms!
| I was sittin' flickin' chickens / And I'm looking through the pickins' / When suddenly these goys break down my walls / I didn't even know them / And they grab me by the scrotum / And they started playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Oh the shame / To make your privates public for a game!
Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up
Dirt Sailors Unite!
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Back, and
to the left
| There will never be another Mel Brooks. Even if there were, modern cultural BS would drown him (or her!). |
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Back, and
to the left
| Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty! I was raised in a convent. I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh.
King Louis XVI: You don't put out, he don't get out.
Mademoiselle Rimbaud: Your Majesty, I simply don't do it.
King Louis XVI: Come on, you do it. You love to do it. We all do it. You do it...
Mademoiselle Rimbaud: No, I don't!
King Louis XVI: I do it, I love to do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again, don't tell me you don't do it! |
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