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Not really from Vienna |
Because they won’t vow to never eat meat again. The unmitigated hauteur. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/fe...tending-wedding.html I think if I wanted to attend, I’d agree to quit meat and meat by-products, then the next day send her a picture of me enjoying a big plate of smoked brisket. | ||
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If that isn’t a sign to run I don’t know what is. I’d also whip out a slim Jim right as they are doing their vows | |||
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| Freethinker |
Why would any sensible person ever want to associate or even communicate with her in any way? Not that it applies to you, but that’s something I’ve never understood about family relationships. Being related through family to someone imposes exactly zero obligation on me to have anything whatsoever to do with them. Give me reason to respect you and have an adult relationship with you, and I’ll try to do the same. ► 6.4/93.6 | |||
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Member |
Sounds like a builtin reason not to go, which would be good enough for me.  ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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Member |
^^^This. If this guy didn't pack up and move on after this display of crazy, he might as well start his pre-paid legal account for his guaranteed divorce. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
Wow, she's a nutcase. That groom should run away and never look back. (Unless this is a ploy to break into 'reality TV'. . . ) Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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| Only dead fish go with the flow  |
I very much doubt that this is the first indicator she's given. The dummy that's marrying her deserves everything to come. | |||
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My bet...This is another male blood flow issue as this guy hasn't enough blood to service both his brain and his [well you know what] at the same time. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Open bar? ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan "Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
Why would any sensible man date a Vegan in the first place? Real men eat meat. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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| Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
About the truest words ever spoken. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan "Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
 "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
“Is this the line where I lose half my shit?” - Bill Burr _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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Member |
No problem, the money I save on her wedding present will be spent on a nice steak dinner for myself  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tomorrow's battle is won during today's practice. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
Meh... the cake is gonna suck anyway. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| Mired in the Fog of Lucidity |
Not being invited to a wedding is often not a bad thing in my book. Being left off the guest list for this wedding would be a pure blessing. | |||
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Objectively Reasonable |
Sure, there are plenty of mature, intelligent 20-year-olds out there. But a good working presumption is that at 20, you're a moron. Your brain has not yet fully formed. Her 20-year-old side is showing. His is showing for ever giving her his real name or a non-burner phone number, let along marrying her. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
I'd sever all ties with that stupid hole, and I mean permanently. Never again would I speak to them or allow them into my home, and I mean it. | |||
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Info Guru |
I've never actually wanted to go to a wedding, so not inviting me would be the biggest gift you could give me! “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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chickenshit |
I can't hold her craziness against her. I get testy if I haven't had a bacon cheeseburger in awhile. How dare she call me a murderer? She kills plants by the score! ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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