Because they won’t vow to never eat meat again. The unmitigated hauteur.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/fe...tending-wedding.html

I think if I wanted to attend, I’d agree to quit meat and meat by-products, then the next day send her a picture of me enjoying a big plate of smoked brisket.

If that isn’t a sign to run I don’t know what is.
I’d also whip out a slim Jim right as they are doing their vows

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Originally posted by arfmel:
I think if I wanted to attend ....

Why would any sensible person ever want to associate or even communicate with her in any way? Not that it applies to you, but that’s something I’ve never understood about family relationships. Being related through family to someone imposes exactly zero obligation on me to have anything whatsoever to do with them. Give me reason to respect you and have an adult relationship with you, and I’ll try to do the same.

Sounds like a builtin reason not to go, which would be good enough for me.

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Originally posted by limblessbiff:
If that isn’t a sign to run I don’t know what is.

^^^This. If this guy didn't pack up and move on after this display of crazy, he might as well start his pre-paid legal account for his guaranteed divorce.

Wow, she's a nutcase.

That groom should run away and never look back.

(Unless this is a ploy to break into 'reality TV'. . . )

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Originally posted by bigdeal:

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Originally posted by limblessbiff:
If that isn’t a sign to run I don’t know what is.

^^^This. If this guy didn't pack up and move on after this display of crazy, he might as well start his pre-paid legal account for his guaranteed divorce.

I very much doubt that this is the first indicator she's given. The dummy that's marrying her deserves everything to come.

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Originally posted by pessimist:

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Originally posted by bigdeal:

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Originally posted by limblessbiff:
If that isn’t a sign to run I don’t know what is.

^^^This. If this guy didn't pack up and move on after this display of crazy, he might as well start his pre-paid legal account for his guaranteed divorce.

I very much doubt that this is the first indicator she's given. The dummy that's marrying her deserves everything to come.

My bet...This is another male blood flow issue as this guy hasn't enough blood to service both his brain and his [well you know what] at the same time.

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Originally posted by sigfreund:

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Originally posted by arfmel:
I think if I wanted to attend ....

Why would any sensible person ever want to associate or even communicate with her in any way?

Open bar?

Why would any sensible man date a Vegan in the first place? Real men eat meat.

flashguy

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Originally posted by flashguy:
Why would any sensible man date a Vegan in the first place? Real men eat meat.

flashguy

About the truest words ever spoken.

“Is this the line where I lose half my shit?”
- Bill Burr

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Vegan bride bans omnivorous family from her wedding

No problem, the money I save on her wedding present will be spent on a nice steak dinner for myself

Meh... the cake is gonna suck anyway.

Not being invited to a wedding is often not a bad thing in my book. Being left off the guest list for this wedding would be a pure blessing.

Sure, there are plenty of mature, intelligent 20-year-olds out there. But a good working presumption is that at 20, you're a moron. Your brain has not yet fully formed.

Her 20-year-old side is showing. His is showing for ever giving her his real name or a non-burner phone number, let along marrying her.

I'd sever all ties with that stupid hole, and I mean permanently. Never again would I speak to them or allow them into my home, and I mean it.

I've never actually wanted to go to a wedding, so not inviting me would be the biggest gift you could give me!

I can't hold her craziness against her. I get testy if I haven't had a bacon cheeseburger in awhile.

How dare she call me a murderer? She kills plants by the score!