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"My other airplane is Air Force One" from the political meme thread.
 
Posts: 11988 | Location: SWFL | Registered: October 10, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
SIG's 'n Surefires
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"As long as there are exams there will be prayer in schools."

"There are no atheists in foxholes."



"Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth
"Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe
"Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas
 
Posts: 6880 | Location: IL, due south of the Arch | Registered: April 20, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Don’t laugh, you’re daughter could be in here.
 
Posts: 1231 | Registered: July 14, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Chilihead and Barbeque Aficionado
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“The closer you get, the slower I drive”

“If you voted for Biden, you owe me gas money”

Smile


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2nd Amendment Defender

The Second Amendment is not about hunting or sport shooting.
 
Posts: 10566 | Location: FL | Registered: December 29, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Each post crafted from
rich Corinthian leather
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A recent pick-up (likely destined for an ammo can vs. a vehicle bumper):




"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza
 
Posts: 6751 | Registered: September 04, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Does this ASS (profile of Biden) make my truck look wide?


ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
 
Posts: 4907 | Location: SWMO | Registered: October 20, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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On a loggers truck:

“Don’t worry, I hugged it first.”

Silent
 
Posts: 1060 | Registered: February 02, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by az4783054:
"My Rottie is smarter than your 6th grader"

I had a similar one on my old F250: "My German Shepherd is smarter than your honor student". I used to get so tired of seeing "My kid is an honor student at blah blah middle school".
 
Posts: 7508 | Location: Idaho | Registered: February 12, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Hire a teenager while they still know it all


“Let us dare to read, think, speak and write.”

John Adams
 
Posts: 342 | Location: Land of 10000 Taxes | Registered: March 19, 2022Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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New Mexico. Not really new, not really Mexico.
 
Posts: 942 | Location: The only state with a state bird named after another state. | Registered: December 11, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Unless your a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!


Living the Dream
 
Posts: 4041 | Location: New Jersey | Registered: December 06, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Muzzle flash
aficionado
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I ❤ MY GUNS (seen on a pickup truck)




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
 
Posts: 27911 | Location: Dallas, TX | Registered: May 08, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
The 2nd guarantees the 1st
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This IS my other car.



"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra
 
Posts: 1916 | Location: York County, VA | Registered: August 25, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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My favorite is an ancient one I saw at a gun show about 30 years ago - “Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my guns.”




“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
 
Posts: 5671 | Location: Upstate NY | Registered: February 28, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Eschew Obfuscation
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Two I remember:

"As a matter of fact, I DO own the road!"

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."


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“One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell
 
Posts: 6643 | Location: Chicago, IL | Registered: December 17, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
It's pronounced just
the way it's spelled
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You can’t spell progressive without SS.
 
Posts: 1537 | Location: Arid Zone A | Registered: February 14, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Just for the
hell of it
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Saw this one today. Now I want one.



https://www.amazon.com/Fetterm...rproof/dp/B0BMB61BR5


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Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. Jack Kerouac
 
Posts: 16485 | Registered: March 27, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Not really from Vienna
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“VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS”
“SAVE THE WHALES-WIN VALUABLE PRIZES”

Then there’s the classic “WHEN IN DOUBT, WHIP IT OUT”

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Posts: 27275 | Location: SW of Hovey, Texas | Registered: January 30, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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My dad had this on his TR6:

"The parts falling off this car are of the finest
British manufacture".


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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
 
Posts: 16148 | Location: Ivorydale | Registered: January 21, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
More persistent
than capable
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If it’s tourist season
Why can’t we shoot them?


Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever.
 
Posts: 1105 | Location: North | Registered: August 27, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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