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Two of mine:

"So many pedestrians, so little time." Seen on a beat-up old pickup truck.

"If you're going to be a turd, go lay in the yard."

What are yours?
 
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Baroque Bloke
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My favorite is the Mad Magazine bumper sticker:
BUMPER STICKER



Serious about crackers
 
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie
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Just never had the balls to stick it on my jeep.


~Alan

Acta Non Verba
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God, Family, Guns, Country

Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan

 
Posts: 31169 | Location: Elv. 7,000 feet, Utah | Registered: October 29, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"Honk if you're Amish"

-- both seen on the same car:
"Vote Republican - It's easier than thinking"
"Vote Democratic - It's easier than getting a job"
 
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Don’t tell mom I’m a pilot! She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.




Regards,

P.
 
Posts: 1291 | Location: Alabama | Registered: May 20, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Serenity now!
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"Honk if I'm on fire" seen on an old beater. I really want to get one for my daugheter's junky Corolla.



Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ
 
Posts: 4950 | Location: Highland, UT | Registered: September 14, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Rumors of my death
are greatly exaggerated
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Horn broken, watch for finger.



"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."

looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
 
Posts: 11056 | Location: Commirado | Registered: July 23, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Invest Early, Invest Often
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"I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better "
 
Posts: 1385 | Location: Escaped California...Now In Sunny, Southern Utah | Registered: February 15, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Do No Harm,
Do Know Harm
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I had one on my old VW Rabbit:

“If this car was a horse, I’d have to shoot it.”




Knowing what one is talking about is widely admired but not strictly required here.

Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard.
-JALLEN

"All I need is a WAR ON DRUGS reference and I got myself a police thread BINGO." -jljones
 
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It takes a lot of balls

To play golf like I do
 
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Sheep: They give so much, they ask so little
 
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Reagan for President 2020
Death is Not An Excuse.
 
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Free The Gay Whales For Jesus
 
Posts: 15193 | Location: Wine Country | Registered: September 20, 2000Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Bunch of savages
in this town
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Marines don’t suffer from insanity, they enjoy it.


-----------------
I apologize now...
 
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"Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move."

"You say tomato, I say Fuck You!"

"EARTH FIRST! We can log the other planets later."




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Posts: 5059 | Location: Florida | Registered: August 16, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Drill Here, Drill Now
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My daughter can pop your daughter's soccer ball (archery bumper sticker)

Honk if you're horny



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
 
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Legalize the Constitution
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Visualize Using Your Turn Signals


_______________________________________________________
despite them
 
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I had one that said, "How can we shoot liberals if they take our guns?" My wife insisted I didn't put it on our car.


U.S. Army, Retired
 
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"My Rottie is smarter than your 6th grader"



On the back of a 650hp C7 Z06 Corvette:

"Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown"


If people would mind their own damn business this country would be better off. I owe no one an explanation or an apology for my personal opinion.
 
Posts: 11211 | Location: Somewhere north of a hot humid hell in the summer | Registered: January 09, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Dances With
Tornados
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Visualize Whirled Peas
 
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