"My other airplane is Air Force One" from the political meme thread.
June 24, 2019, 01:14 PM
M-11
"As long as there are exams there will be prayer in schools."
"There are no atheists in foxholes."
"Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth "Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe "Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas
July 21, 2023, 12:22 AM
400m
Don’t laugh, you’re daughter could be in here.
July 21, 2023, 05:51 AM
2Adefender
“The closer you get, the slower I drive”
“If you voted for Biden, you owe me gas money”
_________________________ 2nd Amendment Defender
The Second Amendment is not about hunting or sport shooting.
July 21, 2023, 09:41 AM
TheFrontRange
A recent pick-up (likely destined for an ammo can vs. a vehicle bumper):
"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza
July 21, 2023, 10:24 AM
Ozarkwoods
Does this ASS (profile of Biden) make my truck look wide?
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
July 21, 2023, 10:31 AM
Silent
On a loggers truck:
“Don’t worry, I hugged it first.”
Silent
July 21, 2023, 12:13 PM
Expert308
quote:
Originally posted by az4783054: "My Rottie is smarter than your 6th grader"
I had a similar one on my old F250: "My German Shepherd is smarter than your honor student". I used to get so tired of seeing "My kid is an honor student at blah blah middle school".
July 21, 2023, 12:19 PM
MoosehornMan
Hire a teenager while they still know it all
“Let us dare to read, think, speak and write.”
John Adams
July 21, 2023, 01:17 PM
shikemd
New Mexico. Not really new, not really Mexico.
July 21, 2023, 02:02 PM
rtquig
Unless your a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
Living the Dream
July 21, 2023, 02:58 PM
flashguy
I ❤ MY GUNS (seen on a pickup truck)
Texan by choice, not accident of birth
July 21, 2023, 03:06 PM
fiasconva
This IS my other car.
"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra
July 21, 2023, 08:14 PM
Lt CHEG
My favorite is an ancient one I saw at a gun show about 30 years ago - “Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my guns.”
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
July 21, 2023, 08:27 PM
CoolRich59
Two I remember:
"As a matter of fact, I DO own the road!"
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
_____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell
Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. Jack Kerouac
July 22, 2023, 04:26 PM
arfmel
“VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS” “SAVE THE WHALES-WIN VALUABLE PRIZES”
Then there’s the classic “WHEN IN DOUBT, WHIP IT OUT”This message has been edited. Last edited by: arfmel, July 22, 2023 08:04 PM
July 22, 2023, 04:29 PM
kz1000
My dad had this on his TR6:
"The parts falling off this car are of the finest British manufacture".
------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris
July 22, 2023, 06:58 PM
sunburn
If it’s tourist season Why can’t we shoot them?
Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever.
