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I liked an oldie, Teddy for lifeguard!
 
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It helps keep the tailgaters at bay.




You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.

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Was that you
or the dog?
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"If I passed you on the right you're an asshole"

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We Are...MARSHALL
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Piss off a liberal: work hard and be happy.


Build a man a fire and keep him warm for a night, set a man on fire and keep him warm the rest of his life.
 
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"When They Put You & Your Family on the Train for the Free Ride to 'Camp', bet you'll wish we had our guns then"


My Native American Name:
"Runs with Scissors"
 
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Seen on a VW---HIGH EMISSIONS VOLKSWAGEN.
 
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If you see me running
try to keep up
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“Go around me, I’m retired”.
 
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You're going to feel
a little pressure...
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"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an asshole." -seen on the back of a car when a journalist for my local paper was doing a piece on bumper stickers. He was camped out at a red light, reading them, and then asking the drivers about them. The above one was on a pastor's car. He was very embarrassed Smile

Bruce






"The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. 'Make it evil,' he'd been told. 'Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with." -Douglas Adams

“It is just as difficult and dangerous to try to free a people that wants to remain servile as it is to try to enslave a people that wants to remain free."
-Niccolo Machiavelli

The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all. -Mencken
 
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And then I learned most women can clean my clock in Long Range shooting!
 
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"Sex gets rid of headaches"




Lover of the US Constitution
Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster
 
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"Talking dirty is the next best thing to being there".

"If you're not in the lead, everything looks the same".

"Flash - make an old man happy".


Unhappy ammo seeker
 
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Spread the Disease
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"Read a fucking book."


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-- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. --
 
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women dug his snuff
and his gallant stroll
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Not really a bumper sticker, but large vinyl letters on the rear window of a lifted pickup truck: “Lift em high boys fat girls can’t jump”
 
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^^^ Along the same lines...

"No fat chicks, it's low enough" on a lowered s10. Also seen one to the effect of "No fat chicks, truck may tip over" on a lifted pickup.


A Perpetual Disappointment...
 
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Hilairy Clinton Killed My Friends.
 
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Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.



Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
 
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Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:
My favorite is the Mad Magazine bumper sticker:
BUMPER STICKER


I had one of those.
 
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I saw 2 mid 30ish women driving a RangeRover, having one of their daughters(10-11) holding a homemade cardboard sign that said this. I am still scratching my head about this.

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Originally posted by tatortodd:


Honk if you're horny
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlsqQAHJyY

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Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
"Read a fucking book."
 
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