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Favorite bumper stickers

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June 22, 2019, 09:34 PM
amals
Favorite bumper stickers
Two of mine:

"So many pedestrians, so little time." Seen on a beat-up old pickup truck.

"If you're going to be a turd, go lay in the yard."

What are yours?
June 22, 2019, 09:45 PM
Pipe Smoker
My favorite is the Mad Magazine bumper sticker:
BUMPER STICKER


Serious about crackers.
June 22, 2019, 09:49 PM
Balzé Halzé


Just never had the balls to stick it on my jeep.


~Alan
Acta Non Verba
NRA Life Member (Patron)
God, Family, Guns, Country

Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan

June 22, 2019, 10:15 PM
PKFan
"Honk if you're Amish"

-- both seen on the same car:
"Vote Republican - It's easier than thinking"
"Vote Democratic - It's easier than getting a job"
June 22, 2019, 10:44 PM
pbramlett
Don’t tell mom I’m a pilot! She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.



Regards,

P.
June 22, 2019, 11:32 PM
4x5
"Honk if I'm on fire" seen on an old beater. I really want to get one for my daugheter's junky Corolla.


Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ
June 22, 2019, 11:55 PM
coloradohunter44
Horn broken, watch for finger.


"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."
looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
June 23, 2019, 12:30 AM
TomV
"I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better "
June 23, 2019, 01:51 AM
chongosuerte
I had one on my old VW Rabbit:

“If this car was a horse, I’d have to shoot it.”



Knowing what one is talking about is widely admired but not strictly required here.

Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard.
-JALLEN

"All I need is a WAR ON DRUGS reference and I got myself a police thread BINGO." -jljones
June 23, 2019, 08:59 AM
filipows
It takes a lot of balls

To play golf like I do
June 23, 2019, 09:23 AM
bryan11
Sheep: They give so much, they ask so little
June 23, 2019, 10:10 AM
NK402
Reagan for President 2020
Death is Not An Excuse.
June 23, 2019, 11:12 AM
corsair
Free The Gay Whales For Jesus
June 23, 2019, 11:23 AM
ASKSmith
Marines don’t suffer from insanity, they enjoy it.


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I apologize now...
June 23, 2019, 11:35 AM
DrDan
"Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move."

"You say tomato, I say Fuck You!"

"EARTH FIRST! We can log the other planets later."



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June 23, 2019, 11:37 AM
tatortodd
My daughter can pop your daughter's soccer ball (archery bumper sticker)

Honk if you're horny


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
June 23, 2019, 12:16 PM
TMats
Visualize Using Your Turn Signals


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despite them
June 23, 2019, 12:26 PM
LimaCharlie
I had one that said, "How can we shoot liberals if they take our guns?" My wife insisted I didn't put it on our car.


U.S. Army, Retired
June 23, 2019, 12:36 PM
az4783054
"My Rottie is smarter than your 6th grader"



On the back of a 650hp C7 Z06 Corvette:

"Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown"


I'm retired and owe no one an apology for my personal opinions.
June 23, 2019, 12:56 PM
OKCGene
Visualize Whirled Peas