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Two of mine: "So many pedestrians, so little time." Seen on a beat-up old pickup truck. "If you're going to be a turd, go lay in the yard." What are yours? | ||
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My favorite is the Mad Magazine bumper sticker: BUMPER STICKER Serious about crackers | |||
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 Just never had the balls to stick it on my jeep. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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"Honk if you're Amish" -- both seen on the same car: "Vote Republican - It's easier than thinking" "Vote Democratic - It's easier than getting a job" | |||
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Don’t tell mom I’m a pilot! She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse. Regards, P. | |||
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"Honk if I'm on fire" seen on an old beater. I really want to get one for my daugheter's junky Corolla. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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| Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated  |
Horn broken, watch for finger. "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." FBLM LGB! | |||
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"I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better " | |||
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I had one on my old VW Rabbit: “If this car was a horse, I’d have to shoot it.” Knowing what one is talking about is widely admired but not strictly required here. Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard. -JALLEN "All I need is a WAR ON DRUGS reference and I got myself a police thread BINGO." -jljones | |||
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It takes a lot of balls To play golf like I do | |||
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Sheep: They give so much, they ask so little | |||
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Reagan for President 2020 Death is Not An Excuse. | |||
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Free The Gay Whales For Jesus | |||
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Marines don’t suffer from insanity, they enjoy it. ----------------- I apologize now... | |||
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"Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move." "You say tomato, I say Fuck You!" "EARTH FIRST! We can log the other planets later." This space intentionally left blank. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
My daughter can pop your daughter's soccer ball (archery bumper sticker) Honk if you're horny Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
Visualize Using Your Turn Signals _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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I had one that said, "How can we shoot liberals if they take our guns?" My wife insisted I didn't put it on our car. U.S. Army, Retired | |||
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"My Rottie is smarter than your 6th grader" On the back of a 650hp C7 Z06 Corvette: "Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown" If people would mind their own damn business this country would be better off. I owe no one an explanation or an apology for my personal opinion. | |||
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