No this is not from the Babyon Bee.

The head of the Chechen Republic has called Elon Musk “effeminate” and said the Tesla titan would be out of his league in hand-to-hand combat against Vladimir Putin.

On Monday, Musk pitched a bizarre offer to fight the Russian president to settle the war in Ukraine.

“Elon Musk, a word of advice. Don’t measure your strength against that of Putin’s. You are in two completely different leagues,” Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov wrote in a lengthy and sarcastic Telegram post.
After dubbing Musk “effeminate,” Kadyrov suggested that the Tesla founder train at the Russian Special Forces University, Akhmat Fight Club and the Chechen State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company to prep for the hypothetical match.
You will return from the Chechen Republic a completely different person Elona, that is, Elon,” Kadyrov wrote, using the female version of Musk’s name.

link; https://nypost.com/2022/03/15/...ffer-to-fight-putin/

Of all the things in this crazy world, people being murdered, obliterated and Musk calls for a mma match with the Vladster. Haha, I’d pay good money just to heckle the both of them.

Round up Vince McMahan & Jim Ross

But wait, there is more.

Apparently more back and forth between these two.

He called Elon effeminate, and that he should go by Elona.

Thus, Musk, being the troll he is, changed his twitter name to Elona Musk, and said he would beat up Putin with his hand tied behind his back.

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Originally posted by bubbatime:
Thus, Musk, being the troll he is, changed his twitter name to Elona Musk, and said he would beat up Putin with his hand tied behind his back.

Hahaha!

Great. It's turned into a clit-measuring contest.

The same Putin who has a black belt in judo?

Maybe Musk has never been thrown by a Judoka before but it feels like getting hit with the earth.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Great. It's turned into a clit-measuring contest.

if the have a go in the ring, I suggest Elon Musk's Mexican wrestler's name be

"Polonius Mysterioso" ,

and that his signature move be "Atomic Knee Drop #84."

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Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
No this is not from the Babyon Bee.

The head of the Chechen Republic has called Elon Musk “effeminate”

Sounds hilarious coming from the guy posing in ghey Prada boots for one of his beauty shots.

https://reform.by/wp-content/u...2022/02/prada03.jpeg

https://reform.by/wp-content/u...ds/2022/02/prada.jpg

I’m guessing that Putin could kick his ass pretty quickly.

Putin is 69 years old right? Elon musk is 50.

I think it would be an interesting fight.

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Originally posted by stickman428:
Putin is 69 years old right? Elon musk is 50.

I think it would be an interesting fight.

It wouldn't last 10 seconds. Musk cannot comprehend the kind of aggression and brutality that Putin wouldn't blink at.

I don’t know about that. I’m not even 40 yet and I’ve seen a huge reduction in my bodies ability to absorb a violent crash on a bicycle. And I’m in pretty damn good shape. Crashes I used to laugh off in my teens now leave me hurting for days. He is almost 70. I think he might be as over rated as that shitty military.

This made me think of the fight between Maximus and Commodus where Commodus stabs him before the match so the fight isn't fair.


In the unlikely event this Putin vs Musk match occurs, I wouldn't put it past Putin to cheat like Commodus (e.g. have FSB slip a little Polonium 210 in a drink a few days ahead).

If we were talking about a similar person as far as background and training then I absolutely age would matter, a lot.

But we are not. We are talking a pasty nerd who's likely fight experience involved surviving a series of wedgies from the jock in middle school.

Hand-to-hand combat with Putin? LOL. We are talking about a clown who's afraid to sit closer than 30 feet from his own Defence Minister and Chief of the General Staff. Last time I checked you need to get way closer than that for a fistfight...

https://a57.foxnews.com/static...20/Putin-table-1.jpg

Putin could take him .

Putin hands down. He has skills,he would do whatever it takes to win. Musk is no Colin McGregor.

Please..... Just please let this happen... PLEASE!!

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Originally posted by echidna:
Hand-to-hand combat with Putin? LOL. We are talking about a clown who's afraid to sit closer than 30 feet from his own Defence Minister and Chief of the General Staff. Last time I checked you need to get way closer than that for a fistfight...

https://a57.foxnews.com/static...20/Putin-table-1.jpg

I don’t think that means what you think it means.

Putin would literally kill him.