Chechen leader advises ‘effeminate’ Elon Musk not to fight Vladimir Putin By Jesse O’Neill
No this is not from the Babyon Bee.
The head of the Chechen Republic has called Elon Musk “effeminate” and said the Tesla titan would be out of his league in hand-to-hand combat against Vladimir Putin.
On Monday, Musk pitched a bizarre offer to fight the Russian president to settle the war in Ukraine.
“Elon Musk, a word of advice. Don’t measure your strength against that of Putin’s. You are in two completely different leagues,” Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov wrote in a lengthy and sarcastic Telegram post. After dubbing Musk “effeminate,” Kadyrov suggested that the Tesla founder train at the Russian Special Forces University, Akhmat Fight Club and the Chechen State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company to prep for the hypothetical match. You will return from the Chechen Republic a completely different person Elona, that is, Elon,” Kadyrov wrote, using the female version of Musk’s name.
Of all the things in this crazy world, people being murdered, obliterated and Musk calls for a mma match with the Vladster. Haha, I’d pay good money just to heckle the both of them.
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March 15, 2022, 08:48 PM
bubbatime
But wait, there is more.
Apparently more back and forth between these two.
He called Elon effeminate, and that he should go by Elona.
Thus, Musk, being the troll he is, changed his twitter name to Elona Musk, and said he would beat up Putin with his hand tied behind his back.
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March 15, 2022, 08:58 PM
ensigmatic
quote:
Originally posted by bubbatime: Thus, Musk, being the troll he is, changed his twitter name to Elona Musk, and said he would beat up Putin with his hand tied behind his back.
Hahaha!
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March 15, 2022, 09:25 PM
parabellum
Great. It's turned into a clit-measuring contest.
March 15, 2022, 09:44 PM
Edmond
The same Putin who has a black belt in judo?
Maybe Musk has never been thrown by a Judoka before but it feels like getting hit with the earth.
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March 16, 2022, 09:35 AM
PHPaul
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Originally posted by parabellum: Great. It's turned into a clit-measuring contest.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
March 16, 2022, 10:01 AM
RichardC
if the have a go in the ring, I suggest Elon Musk's Mexican wrestler's name be
"Polonius Mysterioso" ,
and that his signature move be "Atomic Knee Drop #84."
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March 16, 2022, 03:37 PM
echidna
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Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL: No this is not from the Babyon Bee.
The head of the Chechen Republic has called Elon Musk “effeminate”
Sounds hilarious coming from the guy posing in ghey Prada boots for one of his beauty shots.
I’m guessing that Putin could kick his ass pretty quickly.
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March 16, 2022, 03:48 PM
stickman428
Putin is 69 years old right? Elon musk is 50.
I think it would be an interesting fight.
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March 16, 2022, 03:59 PM
TXJIM
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Originally posted by stickman428: Putin is 69 years old right? Elon musk is 50.
I think it would be an interesting fight.
It wouldn't last 10 seconds. Musk cannot comprehend the kind of aggression and brutality that Putin wouldn't blink at.
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March 16, 2022, 04:05 PM
stickman428
I don’t know about that. I’m not even 40 yet and I’ve seen a huge reduction in my bodies ability to absorb a violent crash on a bicycle. And I’m in pretty damn good shape. Crashes I used to laugh off in my teens now leave me hurting for days. He is almost 70. I think he might be as over rated as that shitty military.
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March 16, 2022, 04:14 PM
tatortodd
This made me think of the fight between Maximus and Commodus where Commodus stabs him before the match so the fight isn't fair.
In the unlikely event this Putin vs Musk match occurs, I wouldn't put it past Putin to cheat like Commodus (e.g. have FSB slip a little Polonium 210 in a drink a few days ahead).
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March 16, 2022, 04:15 PM
TXJIM
If we were talking about a similar person as far as background and training then I absolutely age would matter, a lot.
But we are not. We are talking a pasty nerd who's likely fight experience involved surviving a series of wedgies from the jock in middle school.
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March 16, 2022, 04:30 PM
echidna
Hand-to-hand combat with Putin? LOL. We are talking about a clown who's afraid to sit closer than 30 feet from his own Defence Minister and Chief of the General Staff. Last time I checked you need to get way closer than that for a fistfight...
Putin hands down. He has skills,he would do whatever it takes to win. Musk is no Colin McGregor.
March 16, 2022, 04:57 PM
Rightwire
Please..... Just please let this happen... PLEASE!!
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March 16, 2022, 05:10 PM
SIGnified
quote:
Originally posted by echidna: Hand-to-hand combat with Putin? LOL. We are talking about a clown who's afraid to sit closer than 30 feet from his own Defence Minister and Chief of the General Staff. Last time I checked you need to get way closer than that for a fistfight...
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