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Originally posted by TXJIM:

But we are not. We are talking a pasty nerd who's likely fight experience involved surviving a series of wedgies from the jock in middle school.

Elon Musk has height, weight, and age advantage.

Elon Musk is also very smart, with tons of focus and drive. No one has ever accused Elon of being a slacker.

Elon Musk also has a shit ton of money. The kind of money that could buy him access to the best of the very best. The kind of money that gives him access to political power as well. The kind of money that gives him plenty of leisure and private time. If he needed some fighting experts to teach him a thing or two, he'd have them flown in from all over the world.

We don't actually know what sort of martial arts training Elon Musk already has had in recent years. He could have received training in secret for years now as part of his security package or even as part of his general fitness routine.

That guy is weird, but he's my kind of weird. I have no doubt that if he truly intended a real world right with Putin, he'd either have calculated favorable odds of winning based on what has available to him, or he'd have a plan in place to guarantee a win by the time a fight takes place. Probably shows up in a functioning iron man suit or something.

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We don't actually know what sort of martial arts training Elon Musk already has had in recent years. He could have received training in secret for years now as part of his security package or even as part of his general fitness routine.

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Was he in the class with Bill Gates?? You gotta be kidding. Putin has had a lifetime of being a badass. I would not vote against him. Maybe Musk could take on the Chechen at the same time.

Aside from a few crashed Teslas, how many people has Elon Musk ever killed?

South Africa can be rough n’ tough, but I’m still putting my money on Putin.

Well ya gotta give Musk credit for being entertaining.

That said I still wish he pursued hydrogen engine vehicles vice electric.

Little known fact: Musk's left leg and scrotum are bionic.

I would say this does not bode well for Vladimir.

I'd be more worried about dealing with the Chechen guy. He's a lot younger than either of them and a real thug, Neanderthal type of guy.
Just to make him a little more likeable, he's also a Sharia Law type too.

Musk said in an interview with Joe Rogan that when he was a child, he trained in kyokushin karate, taekwondo, judo and Brazilian jiu-jitsu briefly. He currently only exercises for health reasons. It sounds like he's only dabbled in martial arts.

Putin is an 8th dan in judo, also co-authoring a book on it, plus a few honorary ranks in other arts (some of which are now being stripped).

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Originally posted by 220-9er:
I'd be more worried about dealing with the Chechen guy. He's a lot younger than either of them and a real thug, Neanderthal type of guy.
Just to make him a little more likeable, he's also a Sharia Law type too.

Isn't this the same guy pictured wearing $1,500 Pravda combat boots? Sounds like a fag.

I will pass that along to my Chechen friend. Those guys are Neanderthals and have particular hatred for homosexuals. Born killers and savages.

We realize this is a troll coming from one of the great online trolls of the decade and not a serious debate on whether the richest dude around is going to have some fisticuffs with a head of state, right?

Blaze Halze “Isn't this the same guy pictured wearing $1,500 Pravda combat boots? Sounds like a fag.”
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The guy in the fancy thick soled shoes & his crew were vaporized. They left their cell phones on & the good guys used that to lob ordinance their way, poof gonesville. I’m sure that’s the mug, I haven’t heard a peep about his hit squad since.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Little known fact: Musk's left leg and scrotum are bionic.

I would say this does not bode well for Vladimir.

He could get Lee Majors as his trainer and become a regular Two Hundred Billion Dollar Man.

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Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
I will pass that along to my Chechen friend. Those guys are Neanderthals and have particular hatred for homosexuals. Born killers and savages.

Give me a break, man. My goodness.

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Originally posted by recoatlift:

The guy in the fancy thick soled shoes & his crew were vaporized. They left their cell phones on & the good guys used that to lob ordinance their way, poof gonesville. I’m sure that’s the mug, I haven’t heard a peep about his hit squad since.

Disco!

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Originally posted by SIGnified:

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Originally posted by echidna:
Hand-to-hand combat with Putin? LOL. We are talking about a clown who's afraid to sit closer than 30 feet from his own Defence Minister and Chief of the General Staff. Last time I checked you need to get way closer than that for a fistfight...

https://a57.foxnews.com/static...20/Putin-table-1.jpg

I don’t think that means what you think it means.

Putin would literally kill him.

From 30 feet away? Did I miss the part where firearms are allowed in "hand-to-hand combat"?

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Give me a break, man. My goodness.

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That was a joke. Lighten up Francis!

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Originally posted by echidna:

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Originally posted by SIGnified:

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Originally posted by echidna:
Hand-to-hand combat with Putin? LOL. We are talking about a clown who's afraid to sit closer than 30 feet from his own Defence Minister and Chief of the General Staff. Last time I checked you need to get way closer than that for a fistfight...

https://a57.foxnews.com/static...20/Putin-table-1.jpg

I don’t think that means what you think it means.

Putin would literally kill him.

From 30 feet away? Did I miss the part where firearms are allowed in "hand-to-hand combat"?

You simply don’t understand *why* he sits so far away from people.

Do a little poking around, and you’ll understand.

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Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:

That was a joke. Lighten up Francis!

Haha, seriously? If you say so.

You think I have Chechen friends? Ask your Ukranian buddies about those guys. They certainly know some, it is right next door.

Ok ok, man. We're cool. Actually, that would be funny, you telling your "Chechen friend" his Pravda boots are gay.

Anyway, it's Wednesday. So obviously that could only mean one thing. Time for a cocktail.

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Originally posted by SIGnified:

You simply don’t understand *why* he sits so far away from people.

Do a little poking around, and you’ll understand.

Why don't you just tell me?